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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Hue on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:19 pm

    reim0027 wrote:
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    You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

    Wait, that's not normal? I play DkS to relax after work. I assumed it was normal.
    Seconded

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by MosquitoPower on Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:18 pm

    reim0027 wrote:
    MosquitoPower wrote:
    You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

    Wait, that's not normal? I play DkS to relax after work. I assumed it was normal.

    That's how fast it can happen!
    Save yourself before you find yourself in an arms-and-armor shop buying a summer wardrobe!


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by BagerX2 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:14 pm

    when the games hud is burned into your tv...
    Working on fixing that, but its hard because to fix it I cant play sad


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by EarthScraper on Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:58 pm

    you try and avoid crows so they don't peck yer eyes out

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    someone says Zeus, you say Gwyn (i've done this)

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Sentiel on Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:26 am

    reim0027 wrote:
    MosquitoPower wrote:
    You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

    Wait, that's not normal? I play DkS to relax after work. I assumed it was normal.
    Nothing like kicking some ganker butts after a hard day at work. cheers

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Muker on Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:42 am

    Happened to me today:

    There's a hot girl in tight pants passing by and I though:
    "Damm I haven't picked up the binoculars from the graveyard yet"
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:56 am

    Actually playing Fallout 3 last night, i was just about to go into an area where i knew there was death claws and spent a minute looking for summons signs for help before i copped on.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by WandererReece on Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:54 pm

    I went from the very begining of the game to Anor Londo in about one hour. It was NG++ w/ Master Key.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Tchuwib on Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:38 pm

    When your best friend post this video on your facebook.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Ezlare on Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:59 pm

    When you refer to an onion as "bro".


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by GenericUsername on Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:27 am

    When you look at a digital clock and think " Damn! only 1,157 souls! "
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by KingSeekerCow on Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:11 am

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by ladycakes31 on Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:19 pm

    When your grandmother wants you to visit and you think, "I'd rather be in Blighttown."

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Zephryl on Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:37 pm

    When you think up a backstory for Pinwheel...


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:51 pm

    ^ Someone already did that.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Zephryl on Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:04 pm

    WandererReece wrote:^ Someone already did that.

    It was probably me silly I made up an entire backstory for Pinwheel so that he fit the answer of one of Samurainova's Riddles lol!

    Unsurprisingly, it was not the correct answer.
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:19 pm

    ^ Actually I was refering to someone else. I think it was Scarecrow, but I'm not sure.


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Halicarnassis on Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:13 pm

    You know you've been playing dark souls too much when ...
    You're in the pub with your mates watching Six Nations Rugby (England v Wales) and asthe winger runs to score and shrugging off 3 tackles you shout out "OH 70 POISE, thank you very much!" and realise you are the only one laughing!


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by fujiphoenix on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:26 pm

    When i am playing halo 4 and keep trying to dodge-roll out of the way. B button is crouch in Halo so every time I try to roll away from a rocket, I take it to the face instead.

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Cynic on Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:45 pm

    Rynn wrote:How about a real one?
    Last night my dad poked me in the back and I -seriously- turned around, parried his hand, and punched him in the gut twice to riposte him.

    I had a hell of a time explaining how that was a reflex.

    I pictured Fluttershy doing this to Rainbow Dash during the Super Cider Squeezy 6000 episode.

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Animaaal on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:31 am

    Halicarnassis wrote:You know you've been playing dark souls too much when ...
    You're in the pub with your mates watching Six Nations Rugby (England v Wales) and asthe winger runs to score and shrugging off 3 tackles you shout out "OH 70 POISE, thank you very much!" and realise you are the only one laughing!

    lol!
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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by reim0027 on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:41 am

    So, I fall asleep every night thinking about something relaxing. Well, lately that has been where I am in my builds and what I have left to do. Is that bad?


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Ezlare on Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:47 am

    reim0027 wrote:So, I fall asleep every night thinking about something relaxing. Well, lately that has been where I am in my builds and what I have left to do. Is that bad?

    Not at all, I do it all the time.

    You know you play too much when you get sad during the Winter because you can't praise the sun. cheers


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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by mugenis4real on Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:58 am

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    Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

    Post by Acarnatia on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:20 am

    ^people who haven't ever heard of Dark Souls do that.


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