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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Rifter7 on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:30 pm

    if being attacked by a mob of clowns: go for the juggler.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:05 pm

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:I worked for the government.

    I imagine it is the same in a communist/socialist country. You are all motivated when you are new, but after time you learn that the only place that hard work gets you is tired and used up. You get tired of being a tool for someone else with nothing to show for it, so you start half assing everything so that you will be left alone.

    Problem in communism was if I'm getting the paid the same as x why should I work harder, not everyone's a patriot. As for doing things halfassed if you've got relative decent job security you can get away with it, government jobs are the most secure jobs going, well at least here they are.
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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by steveswede on Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:11 pm

    If you are offended by jokes do not read this, do not pass go, do not collect £200. Jokes can have a dark edge to them so you have been warned. Even though this is a joke it seemed fitting with the way the thread is going using them as wholesome advice.

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by EeAyEss on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:35 am

    I don't get it.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by steveswede on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:30 am

    EeAyEss wrote:I don't get it.

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    Age of consent is 16 in the UK. Perhaps I should have prepared myself better due to it being different around the world
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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:38 am

    Being prideful will lead to your downfall. Show it a little, not shove your pride in everyone's faces.

    This one I take to heart: You are wrong sometimes, and admitting it is not a weakness.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:39 am

    When in doubt don't post it on the internet, because here it lasts forever.

    Don't walk out at 5 in the morning and tell anyone that you see "Good morning". They are out that early to avoid you.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by reim0027 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:55 am

    Recognize the difference between introverts and extroverts. Introverts need time alone to recharge. Give them that time.

    Recognize differences between genders. Those of you who are married know what I'm talking about. Here's one difference (a generalization, not always true). Men want to solve other's problems when they confide in them. Women just want someone to listen to them. That can cause some tension.

    Treat others how you want to be treated. Regardless of how they treat you. Old one, but very true.

    Last one (for now). Not everyone is going to like you. Accept it. Follow the above paragraph, and don't let it get to you.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:00 am

    reim0027 wrote:Recognize the difference between introverts and extroverts. Introverts need time alone to recharge. Give them that time.
    For your benefit as much as ours. We're known to be highly unpleasant when drained. Not unlike how hunger makes children grumpy.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by reim0027 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:06 pm

    Forum Pirate wrote:
    reim0027 wrote:Recognize the difference between introverts and extroverts. Introverts need time alone to recharge. Give them that time.
    For your benefit as much as ours. We're known to be highly unpleasant when drained. Not unlike how hunger makes children grumpy.
    LOL. BTDT. It is strange to me that people need alone time to regenerate. Almost makes you take it personally. But, from time to time, I need the same thing too.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:20 pm

    Its not personal. At first anyways. Usually.

    Most introverts learn early that being a jerk is the quickest way to get stubborn people to go away.

    What would you feel like after long, solitary study sessions? I'd imagine its not unlike how I feel after a couple hours out and about.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Animaaal on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:45 pm

    Do not eat yellow snow.
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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:47 pm

    If you find a bottle of yellow gatorade beneath the seat of a rental car, sniff it before you chug it.

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:17 pm

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:If you find a bottle of yellow gatorade beneath the seat of a rental car, sniff it before you chug it.

    Uughh good advice, remember being a young un, seeing a can of coke taking s swig and finding out my bro put out a cigarette in it. Didn't touch cans for years after it.

    Your car comment reminds me of

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Gambs_the_Grey on Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:34 am

    Animaaal wrote:Do not eat yellow snow.
    Read a whole thread before posting :0p
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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:47 am

    Read a whole thread before posting.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Animaaal on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:05 pm

    Gambs_the_Grey wrote:
    Animaaal wrote:Do not eat yellow snow.
    Read a whole thread before posting :0p

    Worst adivce ever...who does that?

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:21 pm

    Me.
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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:46 pm

    Don't do drugs.

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:47 pm

    ^


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by steveswede on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:52 pm

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Don't do drugs.

    Do alcohol instead. Oh wait a sec.

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:26 am

    I've never met a person who drinks regularly whose life I envied.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by Animaaal on Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:53 pm

    Animaaal wrote:
    Gambs_the_Grey wrote:
    Animaaal wrote:Do not eat yellow snow.
    Read a whole thread before posting :0p

    Worst adivce ever...who does that?

    Oh...Ima moron. :oops:

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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by reim0027 on Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:03 pm

    Pay it forward. You never know when you'll need help and you can't expect others to help you if you don't help others.


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    Re: Wholesome Advice

    Post by User1 on Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:13 pm

    Listen to everyone here.

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