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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:20 pm

    Still, you deserve a +1.

    That fish sounded like a bs fisher. If it was wearing the Hornet Ring, it would have been all over for the cook. Parrying a backstab and then TWoCc on the fish must have been a tense moment. White Bread Bun Armour is actualy quite heavy, yes. It has a load of resistance against fried attacks, I'm surprised you made a dint in the armour.
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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:25 pm

    I was using my Salt Blade buff as well as Ketchup Within at the time.

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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Dibsville on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:26 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:I was using my Salt Blade buff as well as Ketchup Within at the time.
    Why no Lemon?


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:29 pm

    Because salt makes the White Bread Bun Armour degrade, causing more damage each hit. Lemon just makes a wierd smell on the Bun Armour.
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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Dibsville on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:30 pm

    RenegadeCop wrote:Because salt makes the White Bread Bun Armour degrade, causing more damage each hit. Lemon just makes a wierd smell on the Bun Armour.
    What about onion, lemons and onions were made for eachother.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:32 pm

    Salt Blade buff because it's applied to my fried potato spears. Plus fish has a lemon affinity. I didn't want to make it stronger.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:36 pm

    The fish would have got an extra 50% strength boost on backstabs. Considering the fish was a bs fisher, it could have only got worse.
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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:43 pm

    Now for the real question: Do you think anyone would notice if we put this in the PvP Tales thread?


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:44 pm

    Maybe..

    Still, your epic PvP adventure against a flipping fish is worthy of being put in there.
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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:51 pm

    Just linked from there to here. I'll have to post some real PvP tales to make up for the derail big grin

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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:13 am

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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by GrinTwist on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:36 am

    There needs to be something done about my arms, I punch things when people come into my home and my arms always go through the walls and everyone else.

    I was thinking about going to see a doctor but when I put my hands on the steering wheel they go right through and the hospital is an hour away by driving.

    My only question is the consistency of the situation at hand, since I'm typing this out currently with my hands.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:39 am

    Hell, put it to good use. Take up boxing. The cash prizes are quite nice.

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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by GrinTwist on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:44 am

    I'll see if the gloves will stay on, and then see if the gloves will actually hit the guy in the ring.

    Evidently, as soon as I tried hitting someone they were able to hit me back. I retreated into my walls once I realized this.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Carphil on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:11 pm




    lame invasion (testing video)


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by densetsushun on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:55 pm

    For the foodies among us. Be sure not to give your oven Toxic status or it might just die on you.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Mr. Tart on Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:02 pm

    See?! I told you, Dung Pie is the sh*t.

    And people thought i was crazy... pfft.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Carphil on Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:12 am

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:46 am

    Spoiler:

    I feel like a butterfly.


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by Garl_Vinland on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:00 am

    Mr. Tart wrote:See?! I told you, Dung Pie is the sh*t.

    And people thought i was crazy... pfft.

    Dung Pie literally is the sh*t silly


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:51 am

    I had a guy come up on me in the painting room in AL once and block the doorway in with havels shieldand just stand thete blocking and throwing dung pies at me every time I got close. It was surprisingly effective. I couldn't get by him in that small hallway , and its virtually impossible to damage someone through havels shield if you can't get around em. He wasn't turtling with an actual weapon either, so I couldn't parry him. He almost killed me a couple of times and I ended up just backing off and waiting for him to get bored and come inside. That was actually what prompted my havels shield build, which ended up becoming one of my favorite PvP toons. The dung pies were pretty awesome in that context too though.




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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:38 am

    ^That is one of the favored tactics employed by players if you invade in the PW and you spawn on the bridge. Stack poise, block with Havel's, and WoG/CSS spam.

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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:26 pm

    I refuse to see this topic dead even for a day.

    We the forum should organize an event for everyone to partake in.

    On the Wii. :red-orb:


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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by User1 on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:27 pm

    Aah, here's the resurrection.

    On the Wii? Do you want to play Super Mario Bros. 2?
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    Re: Random Off-Topic

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:32 pm

    I'd much rather settle for a game of Animal Crossing.

    ...

    If I had a Wii. Y'Know I really need to work on my skills of necromancy.


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