LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ANTITHESIS TO ALL MAGIC BUILDS.

Witness the power:
http://mmdks.com/19d4
FAST ROLLING FOR DODGING PESKY MAGIC PROJECTILES!

HIDDEN BODY FOR IGNORING PESKY PURSUERS AND SOUL MASSES!

CREST SHIELD FOR BLOCKING LAGGY MAGIC!

STRONG MAGIC SHIELD FOR BLOCKING LAGGY DARK MAGIC!

517 MAGIC DEFENSE IN CASE YOUR DODGING SUCKS!

GREAT MAGIC BARRIER IN CASE THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!

VOW OF SILENCE FOR MAGE-GANKS. THOSE MAGES DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.

WRATH OF THE GODS! IF I NEED TO GIVE YOU A REASON, YOU'RE STUPID!

AND, LAST OF ALL, YOUR VERY OWN SWAG-SWORD. NOT THE BALLER SWAG-*** SWORD, BUT THE MOONLIGHT SWAG SWORD. SLAM THOSE PRICKS TO HELL AND BACK WITH THIS IRONIC MAGE WEAPON OF MAGE KILLING, SWAG-TASTIC PROPORTIONS!

For this hilarious post, you have gained a +1 off me.

I had to make a huge amount of edits to make sure the humor got across. Glad you like, renegade. Also, I wonder if this build is practical at all? I'm sure it is... AGAINST MAGES.

The clothing looks damn good, if that helps.

It's funny because I just said to make me med roll with the most magic defense possible, and this is what I got. No joke, the armor optimizer surprised me with this one.

You can do that? I need to give that a go, hopefully it will give me more Swag-tastic setups.

Interesting concept.

There's no reason for you to have any more than 10 strength, though.

True, but who says the swag sword is the only melee weapon you'll use? Claymore, halberd, great scythe... 16/14 is a good mix for low-level quality. Swag-sword is just funny.

Swag-Scythe? Classic Claymore? Horrifying Halberd? All suggestions of funny names to use in these situations. The first is my fave.

Disemboweling dagger. Mages don't have much poise.

Psssh, switch the bss with a drake sword for an extra 15 def to both fire and magic, thus bringing your fire defense to over 300 and your magic def close to 500 drake sword ftw.

All that and no 99 humanity?

MLGS is the mage killer, like 40 magic defense and pure magic AR for elf ears.

Now the MLGS is the swag-sword.

The MLGS required magic to kill magic. Kinda hypocritical. BUT, now that I think about it... BOOM EDIT!

And 99 humanity is arbitrary; I felt I didn't need to include it.

@ T-king,I wanted to incorparate the MLGS and the other dragon weapons, as I knew of their effects, but to keep it at lvl 120, it would have horrible hp, the way I would do it, so all the defense would be for naught.

EDIT: Actually, I could still use the drake sword on the original build. DRAKE SWORD OP.

Stop . . . . yelling . . . . at . . . . me.

I'm glad you took it well, Reim. I got my inspiration of all caps from "HE'S BACK" by OnlyAfro.

SL 150 version that's scary as well.

http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=161972940538867256

Lol

I think i'm in Love with you...

No homo. <3

EeAyEss wrote:No homo. <3

Totaly! (NOT )

Bandit > 115 SL
Awesome build.

Dude you are the man! this build is possibly the best antimage build ive ever seen.

P.s. All the Homo!

Hmmmmm.....you almost had it. Good try though.

-You assume all mages wear "ears"...mistakeo oneo yaknow?

-You fail to realize the best mages flip... 8)

-If you equip the Drake Sword you'll go :affraid: insane :affraid: because you're not using the MLGS...
...you know you will. :idea:

-You should prolly carry Flash Sweat instead of GMB. Carrying that with SMS is uneeded. Hell, SMS trumps GMB in almost every sense...except dis one lol...

-Why carry Flash Sweat you say???

Because I just menu swapped to my +5 Chaos/Lightning Bandit Knife/Rapier....
...while flipping around like a singing leprechaun...
....just to please you and remind you that, "Welcome to Dark Souls".


mind game PS-Your health is so low