LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

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    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:37 pm

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    Post by User1 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:40 pm

    For this hilarious post, you have gained a +1 off me.
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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:42 pm

    I had to make a huge amount of edits to make sure the humor got across. Glad you like, renegade. Also, I wonder if this build is practical at all? I'm sure it is... AGAINST MAGES.


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    Post by User1 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:43 pm

    The clothing looks damn good, if that helps. happy
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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:44 pm

    It's funny because I just said to make me med roll with the most magic defense possible, and this is what I got. No joke, the armor optimizer surprised me with this one.


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    Post by User1 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:46 pm

    You can do that? I need to give that a go, hopefully it will give me more Swag-tastic setups.
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    Post by Myztyrio on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:52 pm

    Interesting concept.

    There's no reason for you to have any more than 10 strength, though.


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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:53 pm

    True, but who says the swag sword is the only melee weapon you'll use? Claymore, halberd, great scythe... 16/14 is a good mix for low-level quality. Swag-sword is just funny.


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    Post by User1 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:58 pm

    Swag-Scythe? Classic Claymore? Horrifying Halberd? All suggestions of funny names to use in these situations. The first is my fave. happy

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    Post by IV_Mark_VI on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:43 pm

    Disemboweling dagger. Mages don't have much poise.


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    Post by T-King-667 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:12 pm

    Psssh, switch the bss with a drake sword for an extra 15 def to both fire and magic, thus bringing your fire defense to over 300 and your magic def close to 500 drake sword ftw.
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    Post by RANT on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:22 pm

    All that and no 99 humanity?


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    Post by WyrmHero on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:41 pm

    MLGS is the mage killer, like 40 magic defense and pure magic AR for elf ears.


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    Post by User1 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:44 pm

    Now the MLGS is the swag-sword.
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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:47 pm

    The MLGS required magic to kill magic. Kinda hypocritical. BUT, now that I think about it... BOOM EDIT!

    And 99 humanity is arbitrary; I felt I didn't need to include it. silly

    @ T-king,I wanted to incorparate the MLGS and the other dragon weapons, as I knew of their effects, but to keep it at lvl 120, it would have horrible hp, the way I would do it, so all the defense would be for naught.

    EDIT: Actually, I could still use the drake sword on the original build. DRAKE SWORD OP.


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    Post by reim0027 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:54 pm

    Stop . . . . yelling . . . . at . . . . me. lol!


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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:55 pm

    I'm glad you took it well, Reim. I got my inspiration of all caps from "HE'S BACK" by OnlyAfro. silly


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    Post by WyrmHero on Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:13 pm

    SL 150 version that's scary as well.

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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:14 pm

    Lol


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    Post by Jester's Tears on Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:18 pm

    I think i'm in Love with you...


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    Post by EeAyEss on Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:29 pm

    No homo. <3


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    Post by Jester's Tears on Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:31 pm

    EeAyEss wrote:No homo. <3

    Totaly! (NOT :bas: )


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    Post by Cachorrao on Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:44 pm

    Bandit > 115 SL happy
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    Post by Paragon on Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:57 pm

    Dude you are the man! this build is possibly the best antimage build ive ever seen.

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    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:37 am

    Hmmmmm.....you almost had it. Good try though. Proper Bow

    -You assume all mages wear "ears"...mistakeo oneo yaknow?

    -You fail to realize the best mages flip... 8)

    -If you equip the Drake Sword you'll go :affraid: insane :affraid: because you're not using the MLGS...
    ...you know you will. :idea: Bow

    -You should prolly carry Flash Sweat instead of GMB. Carrying that with SMS is uneeded. Hell, SMS trumps GMB in almost every sense...except dis one lol...

    -Why carry Flash Sweat you say???

    Because I just menu swapped to my +5 Chaos/Lightning Bandit Knife/Rapier....
    ...while flipping around like a singing leprechaun...
    ....just to please you and remind you that, "Welcome to Dark Souls".

    Here is what I'd sing to you Irish Jiglike:

    A Casters' Credo

    I love my magic oh yes I do,
    have but a taste and you will too.
    They say I'm twisted and morally slanted,
    but in their defeat is a seed I have planted.

    One day they will come and asking a question,
    of which way to go in their quest for direction.
    I tell them the same come one come all,
    "You do not love the magic it's you who shall fall!"

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