I want to play a game.

Simple. Invade the burg at a really low level, hide a purple moss somewhere, poison the host, then leave, messaging them: "I want to play a game... somewhere in the level is the cure. Can you get to it in time?"

Might not work out too well. When I was invading at my SL 6 in the undead burg, I often ran into the pvp crowd. You know, the people who camp there at SL 120 or so.

Yeah, but when it works, it works. Go poison a dagger or something.

Dung pie would be even more mean.

Hahahahaha. I wonder how the dung pie works, anyway. Does the smell of demon sh♀t smell that bad? Like, lethal? damn, son.

This would really work on an inactive player, anyone else would aggro you like a madman.

Great place to try: Blight Town

I do it all the time to an inactive player, hoping they will hear the sound and get back to playing. If not, then it becomes an easy kill.

But by then, they'd have at least a small amount of moss. At least. But that would be more fun to hide stuff in there...

In blighttown everyone has moss, that ain't gon work.
And you almost have to use dung pies, almost everyone will have some normal purple moss in their inventory. Toxic will work much better and give them less time

How about trying it in Parish?
There's less chance that you may run into PvP guys and the area is a lot bigger, so you can hide the Moss at more places.

This could be an event! xD DkS minigames: Find the moss!

Hahahaha! The parish does sound a bit better, because no one really PvPs there.


*Watches the Parish become the new PvP hotspot*


My only problem with that is that moss is easy to come by there, and it's a safe bet to assume that some people have visited the forest already.

EeAyEss wrote:Hahahaha! The parish does sound a bit better, because no one really PvPs there.


*Watches the Parish become the new PvP hotspot*


My only problem with that is that moss is easy to come by there, and it's a safe bet to assume that some people have visited the forest already.

True, but I know that blooming moss tends to be on low supply, for me at least. The most I ever had was about 15 after several days of farming the forest for souls. I normally don't have more than one or two in my inventory, so for a lot of players, it could easily end up being dire straights.

I was talking about poison, but dung is actually better. Still, how does sh↨t poison you? Is it really that potent?

EeAyEss wrote:I was talking about poison, but dung is actually better. Still, how does sh↨t poison you? Is it really that potent?

It creates toxin, not poison. If you use that and a poisoning item, they'll stack, you can get some serious **** done to people.

I was joking. I know that

dung, gravelord sword=toxic,
everything else=poison.

I'm just trying to be funny and imply that Demon sh!t must be really potent to actually kill humans.

EeAyEss wrote:I was joking. I know that

dung, gravelord sword=toxic,
everything else=poison.

I'm just trying to be funny and imply that Demon sh!t must be really potent to actually kill humans.

I personally like to think that it isn't the **** from the demons you run into, but rather, from the great poisonshit-demon that not even gwyn could conquer, but that's just me.

lol

All poo causes desease and death after it is sitting around for a while fermenting.