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    Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by Samurainova on Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:50 am

    Okay guys, well i was playing world of Warcraft the other say on my gnome character, and went around Stormwind to find this Night Elf chick dancing on the same statue all day. She obviously wanted me....

    So eventually i ask

    " Hey babe, would you like to plunder my dungeon?"

    And guess what she has the nerve to say!

    " Sorry, but i don't plunder small dungeons."

    Can you believe her? I mean, anyone who has played WoW knows that it's not the size of the dungeon, it's the quality of loot and experience. And hey, take a trip through my dungeon you'll level up five times GUARANTEED.

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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by GrinTwist on Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:54 am

    I'll find a broken straight sword and a un-upgraded longsword and that's it.

    There is nothing to plunder in your dungeon.


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:16 pm

    Samurainova wrote:Okay guys, well i was playing world of Warcraft the other say on my gnome character, and went around Stormwind to find this Night Elf chick dancing on the same statue all day. She obviously wanted me....

    So eventually i ask

    " Hey babe, would you like to plunder my dungeon?"

    And guess what she has the nerve to say!

    " Sorry, but i don't plunder small dungeons."

    Can you believe her? I mean, anyone who has played WoW knows that it's not the size of the dungeon, it's the quality of loot and experience. And hey, take a trip through my dungeon you'll level up five times GUARANTEED.

    Are we actualy talking about dungeons, or something more promiscuous?


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:33 pm

    WandererReece wrote:
    Samurainova wrote:Okay guys, well i was playing world of Warcraft the other say on my gnome character, and went around Stormwind to find this Night Elf chick dancing on the same statue all day. She obviously wanted me....

    So eventually i ask

    " Hey babe, would you like to plunder my dungeon?"

    And guess what she has the nerve to say!

    " Sorry, but i don't plunder small dungeons."

    Can you believe her? I mean, anyone who has played WoW knows that it's not the size of the dungeon, it's the quality of loot and experience. And hey, take a trip through my dungeon you'll level up five times GUARANTEED.

    Are we actualy talking about dungeons, or something more promiscuous?

    That's the beauty of metaphor.. be blind if you wish winking

    Funny thing is, the way nova put it, sounds like he wants her to peg him.. I really hope thats not what he meant lol!


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:47 pm

    ^ I'm implying that is what he meant. lol!


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by Slarg232 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:27 pm

    I'll plunder yer dungeon winking


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by vatar5 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:38 pm

    Pssh,we all know that Orc's dungeon are better than gnome's.

    It's waaaaay bigger and it is the kind that penetrates any soul by its beauty.


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:34 am

    and we all know that dragons lairs trump all dungeons except those of bigger dragons.


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by Tolvo on Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:48 am

    Well I do have a bunch of DKP to use.
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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by WaLKA on Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:09 am

    I love you, man. That's being added to the Great Book of Comedy Gold.

    Get dat +1.


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:57 pm

    Thead title: No!
    OP: lol


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    Re: Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

    Post by Jester's Tears on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:06 pm

    I have no idea what you guys are talking about...


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