To my dearest invaders...

After so long being scared of you who invaded in my game s...
I who wanted to conqer pve, traveling all the way to ng+12...
While Dark Wraiths ambushed me in Sens Fortress, BS me everywhere, Wogged me off ledges... BSed me more, and when i scored a hit... you hid behind enemies...
I who wanted to coop and stay alive...
You came and teached me how to die even more...
I needed to be alive, but you came to eat my soul...
Now i am no longer afraid, i am overpowered a bit more skillfull and w8ing...
You have ganked me by envirement, you still have a chance of killing me...

But now i am ready, and will fight back anyway i see fit, i am getting even!

Nothing is fair, this is DS.

And i am eating (besides my unlimited stack of mushrooms) your souls now, your humanity will be fed to Sif.

See u on the flipside!

Word. I'll see you on the battle field. Looking forward to it.

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood Darkstalker.

Where are you hosting bro? System and level?

wait so you have an unimited stack of elizabeth's shrooms?

What does that mushroom do?

its like replenishment on steroids.

RantFromRant wrote:its like replenishment on steroids.

That's an understatement. Those things make you nearly immortal.

100hp per second over 30 seconds. fun stuff.

in contrast replenishment is 10hp or 14 with the ring per second over 60 seconds.

and a faith build host with regen was 18hp per second in des.

I wish i could get the mushrooms. I have a few someone dropped me, but i dont have the dlc to get more.

Haha, I totally agree with the OP. I'm not as good as him at PvE (NG+12? That's pretty serious stuff) and still get killed by invaders more often than I kill them, but I stand a fighting chance now with all the one-shotting spells at my disposal (special thanks to my friend, Dark Bead) and some more refined rolling skill.

Love it. I am hunting you now.

Yeah, come hunt this noob!
You can stunlock me with an unupgraded rapier...

I am sl 412 atm, camping in the forest or drinking beer in town.
Otherwise i be traveling to ng+13, 14 etc...

With little skill but a lot of xp "Revenge" is my middle name...

PSN: FlorisFreakshow

heh.. you got a sl 80-120 to grab your friendly neighborhood sunbroman?

i never invade otherwise i'd take you up on that offer.

Yes i have lvl88 coop char, but he killed Sif...
And i want him to stay in ng, so monsters are relaxed...

Floris, if you want us to come to your game you have to host at some specific area and tell us where and when that is...other than that you have to tell us your SL and system with that toon...

How do you expect us to chase you across your NG+'s?
You want to play or you just playing mouth?

well. i'll help you exact revenge on your invaders.. not sure how much help i'll be to ya, but the offers there.

one thing. if they bow, let it just be a 1v1 without you estus flasking me if it's me vs the phantom and they don't use any healing items.. otherwise lets smash kids.

omg you're lvl 412! just saw that now...it was wierd from the beggining, even more so now...

Chiller disengaging...over and out!

I am not challenging anyone...
I was just expressing my frustrated feelings.

Despite my SL lvl, monsters in NG+12 still kill me in 2 or 3 hits.
So, a n ambushing, BS sing & Wogging sl100 invader still is a big threat!

But never thought i would be grinding them 4 souls, as i do now in the forest...
The average invader gives me 500k souls, how is that?

As a host, 500k souls from invaders means a SL of about 319.

After NG+7 difficulty doesn't rise any more...it's all the same +7 or +77...just so you know...

Oh, so this wasn't a challenge? It sounded fun. A quester (read: not camper) with a build and desire to fight off invader? Sounds perfect for me. You do anything you need to do to survive and make it to the boss fog, and I'll do everything I can to stop you.

Just imagine the damage NG+7 enemies would do to an invader with undead rapport! You can even heal them with Princess Guard spells (while they are under the undead rapport).

reim0027 wrote:
Just imagine the damage NG+7 enemies would do to an invader with undead rapport! You can even heal them with Princess Guard spells (while they are under the undead rapport).

Oh snap! Diiiiiid not know that. Thanks reim007! You have my mental +1...unless I have one, in which case you will get it.

reim0027 wrote:Oh, so this wasn't a challenge? It sounded fun. A quester (read: not camper) with a build and desire to fight off invader? Sounds perfect for me. You do anything you need to do to survive and make it to the boss fog, and I'll do everything I can to stop you.

Just imagine the damage NG+7 enemies would do to an invader with undead rapport! You can even heal them with Princess Guard spells (while they are under the undead rapport).

Aaaand now I have a new way to make a host's life even more miserable.
Thank you Reim!

You opened Pandoras box, thx!

Funny I thought I opened that thing last year.

Don't tell me you closed it?

Oh well, let chaos reign!