Think you're a poor bastard? Ask yourself this question: "Have I eaten in the past three days?"
If you answer yes, then you are not poor enough, now go buy a PS3 and play Demon Souls until DKSII comes out. It is absolutely equal to DKS, just a different flavor.
For those who already played it, feel free to write something like, "Hell yeah, Demon Souls rocks! I'm going to start playing it online so that BTM has some stellar coop partners whenever he needs them!" or something like that.