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    What is the number one cause of hatemail for YOU?

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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:50 am

    I recieved some more hatemail today for killing guys in the forest and dashboarding upon invading hacking gankers.I've decided that if it isn't really late when I'm playing,my response to every hate message will be me putting my mic up against my PC speakers,setting them up really high and recording a voice message of Mark Hamill as the Joker,laughing his head off at them.I may sometimes switch it to Dr Evil,depending on my mood.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by reim0027 on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:36 am

    That sounds diabolical!


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by TheMeInTeam on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:17 am

    "Good lag stab"
    Even if they left their back open and I punished them for trying to run behind me.......DS's logic.

    These really can be lag stabs. It probably looked very different on his screen from yours.

    Take the counter BS for example (the locked back --> side step). On your screen, you strafe around behind them as they run at you locked. On their screen, right as they're about to backstab you your character clips through them facint at a 90 degree angle relative to them and then backstabs them instead. That looks stupid as ****, and the variance in appearance is definitely lag.

    Then you just have the odd unfortunate person getting front stabbed. I've been front stabbed before and it isn't fun to have someone DBZ-teleport behind you and stab you for sure. It's not really the other guy's fault though...at least usually. I have enough experience to tell when someone's got the lag switch out, and that's actually extremely rare in DS...far more rare than actual hackers for some reason.

    recording a voice message of Mark Hamill as the Joker,laughing his head off at them.I may sometimes switch it to Dr Evil,depending on my mood.

    Oooh, you just gave me some very fun ideas. You probably shouldn't do that <3.
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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by HereticForLife on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:05 am

    Today I received perhaps the oddest hate mail I've come across so far. I was darkmooning in the Painted World, and a couple of invasions in, I come across this one guy. I come in at the top of the long stairs, walk down maybe twenty feet, and then get disconnected.

    Oh well. I get ready to use the blue eye orb again and get a message from the previous world's host.

    "***"

    Shrug

    Edit: oh. Umm. Three-letter word starting with F, commonly used as an expletive toward homosexuals. Yeah.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by swordiris on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:19 pm

    Letter B in this poll is almost always Letter C.

    I get hatemail all the time for dark bead.

    I don't care, I love the hate. Sinners deserve it.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by LagStab on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:37 pm

    TheMeInTeam wrote:
    "Good lag stab"
    Even if they left their back open and I punished them for trying to run behind me.......DS's logic.

    These really can be lag stabs. It probably looked very different on his screen from yours.

    Take the counter BS for example (the locked back --> side step). On your screen, you strafe around behind them as they run at you locked. On their screen, right as they're about to backstab you your character clips through them facint at a 90 degree angle relative to them and then backstabs them instead. That looks stupid as ****, and the variance in appearance is definitely lag.

    Then you just have the odd unfortunate person getting front stabbed. I've been front stabbed before and it isn't fun to have someone DBZ-teleport behind you and stab you for sure. It's not really the other guy's fault though...at least usually. I have enough experience to tell when someone's got the lag switch out, and that's actually extremely rare in DS...far more rare than actual hackers for some reason.

    recording a voice message of Mark Hamill as the Joker,laughing his head off at them.I may sometimes switch it to Dr Evil,depending on my mood.

    Oooh, you just gave me some very fun ideas. You probably shouldn't do that <3.
    I have never been able to do one of those, i just hit them if they do a heavy swing, and get behind them, or if they are using black magic, i run behind them
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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by DrMechano on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:13 pm

    I'm actually quite surprised that I haven't recieved hatemail for Giantdadding it up (because hey it looked like fun).

    Started at Soul level 20 invading in Parish with a +2 Chaos Zweihander in a weird kind of proto-giantdad setup (Stone armour, mask of the Child (because Pinwheel was a bastard and didn't drop Mask of the Father), no shield).

    I lost only one fight due to the fact I refused to heal and the guy basically phantom waved me to death (sending Phantom after Phantom, slowly whittling down my health) before doing some pretty sweet dodging and backstabs once I was at half health.

    Then finally got everything I needed by level 50 and GiantDaded it up in Anor Londo.

    Not a single hate mail...none...not even someone calling me a noob...
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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by TheMeInTeam on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:33 pm

    I have never been able to do one of those, i just hit them if they do a heavy swing, and get behind them, or if they are using black magic, i run behind them

    If I'm not packing heavy magic one of my favorite things to do is tank a hit with poise and pivot stab or just the brainless "sprint in-snap on" stab if gankers are rushing.

    It's harder to get hate mail than it used to be (common trend in all games), because over time people become more desensitized to the known tactics and it doesn't elicit the same response it used to. There are always some people who will send it regardless, but the #'s drop as a game ages.

    Giantdad swinging Zwei is very fun lol. It's not a skillful thing, but if people lose to it they probably deserved to lose to it also big grin. It IS a frustrating way to die to screw up and get stunlocked, but man attempting that puts them at risk.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:13 am

    Messing around the dukes with my sl60 invading waiting for invaders, cooping etc. Darkmoon invades spends 2 mins flipping around in full smoughs trying draw me up to the channellers i just waited him out. eventually came down, ijust waited for him to fip a few times, ran in with my 2 hand clay and smack smack, repeated the process a few seconds later. got 63k souls and a message that i broke his poise, well done hacker. dont think he was that stupid so i replied with a simple 'heh'.

    The reply was i've reported you for hacking. so i explained it was because of idiots like him that hackers will never be caught, that he couldnt accept being beaten and explained, with low stamina poise means zilch. Got a reply back that smoughs could not be broken it was a trait of the armour. didnt hear anything back.

    BTW caps etc might be all over the place, i'm using a tablet.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by Akuro on Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:55 pm

    Had an account for low-level PvP. Invaded in the Darkroot Forest and cast Chameleon. As the guy walks towards me I cast Firestorm, knocking him down. He decides to get up and roll right off the edge, which I personally was fine with. Few minutes later, I get a message from you know who, telling me I'm an "unhonorable sh*tface". 

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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:22 pm

    I invade in the forest by the stairs to see the two gankers waiting ten feet away,starting up TWoP.So I run along the cliff,past Alvina and turn at the stairs to hit the phantom a few times until the estus spam started.Then I ran down,past the mushrooms and stood in the forest while they caught up.What followed was a minute of them getting roll and unlocked pivot backstabbed while they used up all of their estus and black flame in a spam fest.

    When they were dead at my feet,I started getting hate mail from the phantom,telling me I'm terrible,I lag switch,I need mobs(Which never entered the fight) and I'm cheap.Following a series of polite responses to point out all of they things they did which could be considered cheap,I recieved this reponse which offers some insight into ganker logic: "did asked to be flasked. plus you entered our game dont b*tch about how we play it".

    Clearly gankers believe everything they do is fair game because they are not invaders yet anything bad we do (Or anything that kills them) is not.And them hate mailing to whine about other people's playstyles are just fine and dandy too,we are supposed to submit to their master race logic and go crawl back under our rocks like the 'nubs' we are.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by reim0027 on Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:19 pm

    Still rarely get hate mail. I did get a "tauntmail" so to speak. Someone one-shot me in the forest with a CSS. They sent a PM saying "BOOM!". So, I kindly replied: "SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!"

    He actually got the joke.


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    Post by Dibsville on Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:14 am

    reim0027 wrote:Still rarely get hate mail.  I did get a "tauntmail" so to speak.  Someone one-shot me in the forest with a CSS.  They sent a PM saying "BOOM!".  So, I kindly replied: "SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!"

    He actually got the joke.  
    If someone did that to me, I'd send them a friend request.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by hey its andres on Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:25 am

    I like when I run away in the forest and someone calls me a b---- and then minute later him and the phantom are gravity's b---- cheers


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by Samurainova on Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:02 pm

    You seem familiar. Have I foughten you?

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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:29 am

    Dead phantom outside the O&S fog : "get a f**king life you pathetic piece of s*t"
    Me: "Ah,I have no life? Do tell how you know all about me from an online gaming encounter. = ]"

     


    (The host made it into the fog,this guy and Solaire did not.)


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    Post by hey its andres on Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:46 pm

    Samurainova wrote:You seem familiar. Have I foughten you?
    Who is that directed towards?


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    Post by hey its andres on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:47 pm

    Currently some guy is threatening to hack my xbox account because I GC him after he won a duel lol! 


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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:50 pm

    GC? Great combustion?


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    Post by hey its andres on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:51 pm

    Yeah. We were both reds and when he beat the host I ran up, put the crown of dusk on, and great combustioned him 3 times doing around 800 damage.


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    Re: Hate Mail You Have Recieved

    Post by Jester's Tears on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:54 pm

    Someone sent me message calling me a troll...

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    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:56 pm

    He got hit three times with GC? Why didn't he dodge?

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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:58 pm

    Lol what a scrub. He got wrekt

    Anyway, that's pretty funny. I haven't played in a while, I need to get back into this stuff. Where were you at?


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    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:59 pm

    Jester's Tears wrote:Someone sent me message calling me a troll...

    (HUR HUR DRAGONSLAYER BOW HUR HUR SEN'S FUNHOUSE.)
    You know what's more fun, golem axe at sen's. No one expects it at all.

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    Post by EeAyEss on Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:04 pm

    Soul of Stray Demon wrote:
    Jester's Tears wrote:Someone sent me message calling me a troll...

    (HUR HUR DRAGONSLAYER BOW HUR HUR SEN'S FUNHOUSE.)
    You know what's more fun, golem axe at sen's. No one expects it at all.
    Cleverly placed Chameleon plus:

    a. DSGB
    b. Golem's Ax
    c. Dragon Greatsword

    So much hate mail. Always a classic.


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