Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by Digitalyzed on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:45 am

    My muscles are so well defined, they say you can use them as waypoints for interstellar travel, how exactly would you do that, other than as an orbtiting moon?

    And serious, who uses smileys in a jerk thread? This obviously ain't your place, or maybe you're getting too old and grey for it, but nonetheless, you should get back to wasting your time and posts.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by DoughGuy on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:46 am

    Please Mister hanger on who joined my cov cause he wasnt cool enough on his own, brag about something relevant. Your old posts dont count for anything here. You've got nothing on me Mr 1.5k behind.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:49 am

    Hey, what did I say in da rules? Serious may be the patron god, but he's still to be ignored. You can't trust that fella.

    And please, I'm more powerful and sexy than any celestial body. Mass space travel isn't even needed dumbo, there's only one place in the universe worth being. Basking in my presence.
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    Post by Digitalyzed on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:54 am

    Basking in your presence? Please, at you size, people can't help but be in your presence, and I reckon basking is out of the question.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:01 am

    You losers call yourself cool!

    I am the golden God. All my minions will line up to kiss my ring.

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    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:10 pm

    You know, I like the sound of this circle jerking covenant... But I am not sure that Natalia would approve of it HK-47... But yeah, those darkstalkers... Horrendous people! Bah, only equaled in a*shattery by the Secret warriors of Aslan...


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:14 pm

    Anyway, talking of Gods... Just look at me, I am a beautiful specimen - I outnumber all of thee in followers. Everyone on this forum knows the name MINSC! Just ask them you rascals, they will tell you that I am the superior god around these parts.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:29 pm

    Pitiful, isn't it? A mere mortal's attempt at creating a covenant without my say-so.

    I'm the murderer who gets 50 marriage proposals a day while sitting in death row.

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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:32 pm

    Indeed, I would recommend that you should Jump on my sword while you can, Tolvo. I won't be as gentle! Though if this sword give no effect?! I need a bigger sword.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:34 pm

    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Pitiful, isn't it? A mere mortal's attempt at creating a covenant without my say-so.

    I'm the murderer who gets 50 marriage proposals a day while sitting in death row.

    Where goes the stench of bullsh*t, so goes the cleansing winds of Minsc! I will battle you with swords! Not words! Come at me heathen!


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:37 pm

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:
    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Pitiful, isn't it? A mere mortal's attempt at creating a covenant without my say-so.

    I'm the murderer who gets 50 marriage proposals a day while sitting in death row.

    Where goes the stench of bullsh*t, so goes the cleansing winds of Minsc! I will battle you with swords! Not words! Come at me heathen!

    "Do not engage anyone in game to prove your skills either, stupid
    people use their brawn to prove themselves, smart people use their
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    This is like covenant rule #1. silly

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    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:40 pm

    Art thou calling Minsc stupid!?

    Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by dancash1808 on Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:17 pm

    Bah. I was doing this before it was formalised.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:53 pm

    DoughGuy wrote:Please Mister hanger on who joined my cov cause he wasnt cool enough on his own, brag about something relevant. Your old posts dont count for anything here. You've got nothing on me Mr 1.5k behind.

    ***** please, I was the real powerhouse and ruler of the covenant, I just let you do the day-today.

    If you can claim higher posts, I'm still The Lord of off topic. My epic post to point ratio simply can't be ignored winking

    And I just found that tribute to me in the OP... Ill have to on the record protest (and off it find the whole thing hilarious lol! )


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:58 pm

    Man I need to get on more, I forgot you idiots would be completely lost without me around. As well Amos, quit being a friggin idiot and read the rules broseph. You can't be a **** to someone unless you do it right.
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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:44 am

    Are girls allowed in the clubhouse?


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by Tolvo on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:38 am

    Of course, why else would I let those ******* Amos and Doughboy in? We're about being gender equal here. Just remember, genders are equal, but you and I aren't bub. That scale is tipped in my favor.
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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:51 am

    The scale is obviously rigged. Just what kind of scam are you running here? I would submit an application to your silly group, but it's obvious to me that you're just a bunch of nimcampoops.

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    Post by DoughGuy on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:01 am

    The scales are only tipped cause of Tolvo's fat belly. If you wanna rise in the ranks her eyou better hang with the real power, me.


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by tinypantha on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:06 am

    Tolvo wrote:

    If you don't get the picture, I'll explain in under a thousand words.

    Your muscles are loosely defined, pup.
    Tolvo Ban yourself there is no self bragging in this post probably because you arent as sexy as dough or me perhaps?


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    Re: Covenant - The Circle of Jerks

    Post by Tolvo on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:15 am

    The bragging was implied, but maybe your tiny brain just couldn't get that.

    Or maybe I'm just too good at reading in between the lines unlike you brainless lot.

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    Post by tinypantha on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:19 am

    Or are you just trying to play mind games like a simpleton? Or is this another time a fat belly can tip the scales to help those like you who are obviously below me.


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    Post by Tolvo on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:26 am

    Woah, sounds like someone is starting to think the highest point in the world is New Jersey, just a heads up buddy some people live in the mountains, and I'm in friggin space compared to you.
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    Post by tinypantha on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:34 am

    in spaaaaaace below the earth may i add. New jersey is in fact the highest point the world because I say so. No? well then have fun in your spaaaaace below the earth. Far Far away.


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