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by Tolvo Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:22 am
We are the Jerks, through and through, that's our motto now triple fudge you!
Welcome to the Circle of Jerks, a new off-topic covenant which will wage war upon all covenants. However, not in game, on the forum. Note, while we are allowed to diss every group, remember to never break any forum rules. Obviously this is a joke, so don't take it seriously. Do not engage anyone in game to prove your skills either, stupid people use their brawn to prove themselves, smart people use their minds. And as we all know, we are the smartest group of individuals on this forum.
This is our thread and territory, we are not to be jerks outside of it. However if non-jerks post in here, we are to be jerks to them. We shall defeat them in our wars, posting GIF's and PNG images of how stupid they are, ensuring our victory. No JPEG's though, come on jerks we're above that. Also youtube videos with 10-30 second quotes are highly suggest to show our true power.
Another part of our covenant shall be PvE, Populace versus Ego. No matter what is being spoken of, it is law to talk about how great we are. As such, you will be banned if you make a post without bragging about yourself in some way. I know I can do this easily, but i feel like I should mention this since you guys aren't me. Inflating your own REALISTIC view of yourself shows everyone just how great we are, so please, every topic is about you you you, unless it's about ME!
We do not recognize the entire Forum Pantheon, instead we only accept one of them as a deity, that is Serious_Much. However, don't listen to a word that rapscalian says. Just mention how we represent him, constantly. Trust me, even if he protests it's what he wants.
LIST OF THE BANNED!
Currently, the only banned member is Baal! Because!
Now some of you may be wondering what the requirements are to joining the Jerks, simply put, you must be an important person. High Reputation, Points, Post Count, Early Join Date, having even one video with zero views on youtube. As long as you have something to brag about, you're in! But trust me, none shall ever compare to how great I am!
Some people may hate us and complain about our existence, but trust me, we're doing the right thing! They're just jealous of our existence as perfect examples of human beings, me being the best of course. As such don't allow criticism to be destructive, or even constructive. Everything we think is right, is right. Regardless of sources. Of course, feel free to link tons of sources to people or use hearsay to prove your point, if they return the favor just ignore them. Who cares about their opinions!
Now that we have all that out of the way, let's begin the action of being jerks while circling around people!
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