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    out of all the girls in Darks souls who would you rather smash?

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    the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:40 pm

    im gonna have to go with quelaggs smexxy *** o_0 lmao


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by lalliman on Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:55 pm

    Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
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    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:00 pm

    lalliman wrote:Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
    hmm true but you never really see what she looks like Coffee!


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Elite Knight on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:44 pm

    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    lalliman wrote:Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
    hmm true but you never really see what she looks like Coffee!

    Nor do you see Quelana, but she's there. :b


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:01 am

    Elite Knight wrote:
    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    lalliman wrote:Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
    hmm true but you never really see what she looks like Coffee!

    Nor do you see Quelana, but she's there. :b
    lol also true but quelana you get a little chin action xD
    ciaran has a helmet on


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Kyōkai on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:18 am

    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:
    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    lalliman wrote:Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
    hmm true but you never really see what she looks like Coffee!

    Nor do you see Quelana, but she's there. :b
    lol also true but quelana you get a little chin action xD
    ciaran has a helmet on

    Behold, Ciaran.

    VaatiVidya why?


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Uparkaam on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:25 am

    How could you forget Mildred and the female undead merchant?


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    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:39 am

    Oh wow....


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by lalliman on Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:49 am

    Female undead merchant is such a hottie!!

    With the no helmet mod you can see Quelana's face, but that doesn't work with Ciaran cuz for convenience they made her hair part of the helmet silly so i understand why she's not in there.
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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:04 am

    Uparkaam wrote:How could you forget Mildred and the female undead merchant?

    lmao of cousre how could i forget the man-eater she's the only one who swallows..
    female undead merchants laugh is a turn on tho.. i messed up :/
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    Post by D2Synua on Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:37 pm

    I'd easily go for Priscilla, dat fur man.
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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:40 pm

    Kyōkai wrote:
    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:
    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    lalliman wrote:Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
    hmm true but you never really see what she looks like Coffee!

    Nor do you see Quelana, but she's there. :b
    lol also true but quelana you get a little chin action xD
    ciaran has a helmet on

    Behold, Ciaran.

    VaatiVidya why?

    ..somehow i knew ciaran looked like a dude


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Onion Knight on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:57 pm

    This thread is horrifying.





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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:17 pm

    Onion Knight wrote:This thread is horrifying.




    wrong sir.. human yoda is horrifying


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    Post by DissidentCitizen on Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:46 pm

    ^ Oh my.


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Emergence on Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:53 pm

    Smash? Really? I'm sorry but this thread is just tacky. It's one thing to appreciate beauty in the female form, or use cheesy innuendos like the Dark Souls pickup lines thread, but this is going into crassness and objectification.

    How about rephrasing this as "Which Dark Souls lady would you like to take out for a nice evening, take an active and engaged interest in what she has to say, and behave respectfully towards her every step of the way?"

    Let's show a little refinement fellas. It pays off in spades.


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Djem on Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:57 pm

    Kyōkai wrote:
    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    Elite Knight wrote:
    xB_WEEZYx wrote:
    lalliman wrote:Ciaran isn't in teh list ):
    hmm true but you never really see what she looks like

    Nor do you see Quelana, but she's there. :b
    lol also true but quelana you get a little chin action xD
    ciaran has a helmet on

    Behold, Ciaran.

    VaatiVidya why?

    Holy ****. Oswald, Lautrec and Solaire. So much detail.
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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:30 pm

    Emergence wrote:Smash? Really? I'm sorry but this thread is just tacky. It's one thing to appreciate beauty in the female form, or use cheesy innuendos like the Dark Souls pickup lines thread, but this is going into crassness and objectification.

    How about rephrasing this as "Which Dark Souls lady would you like to take out for a nice evening, take an active and engaged interest in what she has to say, and behave respectfully towards her every step of the way?"

    Let's show a little refinement fellas. It pays off in spades.
    i know what you mean man .. but at the same time you gotta know I'm playing around its ll **** an gigs


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Emergence on Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:37 pm

    That may very well be the case, but do remember that perception is always in the eye of the beholder. Just something to be mindful of when we use aggressive words like "smash" in the context of interpersonal relationships.


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    Post by Tolvo on Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:46 pm

    Yeah Smash is harsh Emergence.

    I'd totally Bop Queelag!

    And by bop, I mean put on a Sock-em-Bopper and bunch her in the face. Because she is mean!
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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:57 pm

    I still wonder how this thread is not locked. But if I must I would smash Queelag into pieces and give her soul to the cold. She's fire I'm ice it's natural! I always guard Priscilla.


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    Post by Emergence on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:25 pm

    The thread isn't locked because I believe in redemption of course. happy


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    Post by xB_WEEZYx on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:53 pm

    Emergence wrote:The thread isn't locked because I believe in redemption of course. happy

    thank Gawd you do Praise the Sun
    i was low-key rattled i was going to get banned ASAP but i started getting votes so I'm like whatever my bad tho i won't do anything like this again.. hopefully xD


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    Post by theznake on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:56 pm

    Queelag is sooo hoooot!!! Literally...


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    Re: the baddest ***** in dark souls ;D

    Post by Acarnatia on Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:34 am

    The females in the game I like the most are Reah, Anastacia and Quelanna. My vote is for Anastacia. I really like the Maiden in Black in Demon's Souls, too (though the fanart is actually prettier than her >.>?). I was devastated when I first found out that she either dies or goes into a perpetual sleep. Being the rper that I am, I wanted to scream, "NOOO, COME WITH ME-!!!"
    Though I find it odd that two out of my three choices are both religious nuts, whereas I prefer the Dark Lord ending. Though, I really think the ending is a lose-lose situation for a good character. (burn forever so a corrupt deity can rule over the humans or become the Dark Lord, spread the Abyss and alter the world in an unknown way, possibly turning the entire world into a nightmarish place of undead and darkness) What is with me?


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