Looks likes this thread hasn't been touched in a week or so, but these two invasions and bits of hatemail made my day.
PREFACE: I always assumed that I had such success with my gimmick builds because only kids populate the Xbox. Today I discovered that I was incorrect.
Invading the Funhouse with Lvl 10 Tonberry on the box.
1) British host pulls the plug as soon as I invade and sends a voice message about what a POS I am for invading Sen's. I text back that I'm level 10 and it's a joke-build, so he can take it easy.
Another voicemail about how it's impossible for a Lvl 10 to invade him as he is Lvl 50 and that there is "no such thing as a joke-build, because people take PvP seriously." Along with that, he includes some less than tasteful comments about our national leaders ethnicity.
I write him giving him an opportunity to redeem himself because racist comments are usually frowned upon and reported to MS. Voice messages about how he doesn't care, go ahead and report him followed by words that I assume are hurtful in England.
10 minutes pass and then I get back to back voice mails on the verge of tears apologizing, please don't report him, etc.
Something about groveling feeds the sadist in me.
2) Host is alone, just leaving the first chamber and heading to the first bridge, sees me and turns to bow only to be swiped off by the swinging blades and then stomped by titanite Demon below.
And. . . . Hatemail! it's sort of long and rambling about what a POS I am for hitting him during a bow and how he hopes somebody 'whoops my *** so hard' but the outstanding feature was his southern accent so thick that I could hardly make out some of the words (was stationed in Georgia for 2 years, at that) . . . anyways, it reminded me of this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYevikHVpk) so I recorded it onto the box and sent it back to him.
Enjoy if you have never heard that before. "I'm hungry!"
PREFACE: I always assumed that I had such success with my gimmick builds because only kids populate the Xbox. Today I discovered that I was incorrect.
Invading the Funhouse with Lvl 10 Tonberry on the box.
1) British host pulls the plug as soon as I invade and sends a voice message about what a POS I am for invading Sen's. I text back that I'm level 10 and it's a joke-build, so he can take it easy.
Another voicemail about how it's impossible for a Lvl 10 to invade him as he is Lvl 50 and that there is "no such thing as a joke-build, because people take PvP seriously." Along with that, he includes some less than tasteful comments about our national leaders ethnicity.
I write him giving him an opportunity to redeem himself because racist comments are usually frowned upon and reported to MS. Voice messages about how he doesn't care, go ahead and report him followed by words that I assume are hurtful in England.
10 minutes pass and then I get back to back voice mails on the verge of tears apologizing, please don't report him, etc.
Something about groveling feeds the sadist in me.
2) Host is alone, just leaving the first chamber and heading to the first bridge, sees me and turns to bow only to be swiped off by the swinging blades and then stomped by titanite Demon below.
And. . . . Hatemail! it's sort of long and rambling about what a POS I am for hitting him during a bow and how he hopes somebody 'whoops my *** so hard' but the outstanding feature was his southern accent so thick that I could hardly make out some of the words (was stationed in Georgia for 2 years, at that) . . . anyways, it reminded me of this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYevikHVpk) so I recorded it onto the box and sent it back to him.
Enjoy if you have never heard that before. "I'm hungry!"