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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by densetsushun on Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:06 pm



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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Dibsville on Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:27 pm

    Vinyl Scratch wrote:
    Dibsville wrote:Did you hear the joke about the maize? Never mind, it's too corny.
    Spectacular failure of a pun. Worst and most unfunny pun ever!
    Maize is another word for corn.


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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:58 pm

    Reece! You decieved me!


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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:08 pm

    Not really a pun, just a comment I liked myself for saying. (Vinyl will get it.)

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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:13 pm

    RenegadeCop wrote:Not really a pun, just a comment I liked myself for saying. (Vinyl will get it.)

    RenegadeCop wrote:You are Misery, after all. But Misery loves company.
    Was that from the PC version? It had to be. I haven't played the PC version in a long time. I've recently played the DSi version though. And it's definetly worded diffirently.
    But I do get the joke. Herp Derp.


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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:23 pm

    Nah, it wasn't in the PC version, which is the only one I've ever played. I just made it up because I thought it was a good opportunity to include a saying into a joke. Is that a pun? Could it be classified as a branching of one?
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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:31 pm

    RenegadeCop wrote:Nah, it wasn't in the PC version, which is the only one I've ever played. I just made it up because I thought it was a good opportunity to include a saying into a joke. Is that a pun? Could it be classified as a branching of one?
    Yes, I'd include it as a pun. Not the best, but it is a pun.

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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:33 pm

    I genuinely have no idea.
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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:41 pm

    He said, "You'd make some fine rubber tire to spin."


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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by User1 on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:48 pm

    I don't know if I can classify that as a pun or not.
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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:53 pm

    I know. Awful pun, was awful.


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    Re: Best Puns.

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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:19 pm

    I don't get it.^


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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Kyōkai on Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:17 pm

    ^"One-way road" is the literal translation of Accelerator's name in kanji.



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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by WandererReece on Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:35 pm

    Vinyl Scratch wrote:Reece! You decieved me!

    LOL Wut?


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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:45 pm

    Exactly.


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