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    Best Puns.

    Post by Zakkia on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:18 am

    What are the best Puns you can think of right now? GO.
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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:20 am

    Tanks-A-Lot

    It's the name of an aquatic pet store I live nearby.

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    Re: Best Puns.

    Post by DoughGuy on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:43 am

    The punny ones are best


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    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:47 am

    What did we do to deserve this pun-ishment of a thread?

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    Post by cloudyeki on Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:40 am



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    Post by Elite Knight on Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:24 am

    Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? It's okay, he's all right now!


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    Post by DoughGuy on Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:08 am

    Did you hear about the archeologist? His career was in ruins.
    Why was the baby elephant worried? Because his trunk was 11 inches long and he was afraid it would grow into a foot.


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    Post by BeeSeaEss on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:30 pm

    You "Sea" what Im doing right now, I'm "bee"ing a thread necromancer, Pinwheel is very impr"ess"ed with my abilities 8)


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    Post by User1 on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:32 pm

    Pandas are pandemonium.
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    Post by BeeSeaEss on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:35 pm

    ^Panda*monium


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    Post by The Letter X on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:45 pm

    Anything that can end in "Giggity."


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    Post by nsane32 on Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:25 am

    this is to heavy to BEAR
    what does this BEAR
    look a BEARy
    shall I continue? or is it to much to BEAR muhahaha


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    Post by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:43 am

    I think, for a topic such as this one, that punctuations are in order.


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    Post by densetsushun on Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:00 am

    This has me hanging by a thread. I won't stand for such punishment.


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    Post by AnCapaillMor on Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:07 am

    Can't remember the film but its one about the guys trying to get a sneak preview of the phantom menace. They meet 2 girls at a starwars and the dudes opening lines was "Looks like you've going to Alderan places", it was just so fantasically cheesy and nerdy i loved it.


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    Post by WandererReece on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:51 pm



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    Post by Dibsville on Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:03 pm

    I told a joke in chemistry class and got no reaction.


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    Post by Hue on Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:21 am

    What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
    One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:53 pm

    What do you call a cat in a two pair of boots? Puss n' Boots.


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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:02 pm

    cloudyeki wrote:

    I love Super Troopers. That's a good movie. And sir have good taste.


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    Post by Dibsville on Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:37 pm

    Did you hear the joke about the maize? Never mind, it's too corny.


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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:06 pm

    Dibsville wrote:Did you hear the joke about the maize? Never mind, it's too corny.
    What's a maize?


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    Post by WandererReece on Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:38 pm

    ^ Maize is something that's amazing.


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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:41 pm

    Dibsville wrote:Did you hear the joke about the maize? Never mind, it's too corny.
    Spectacular failure of a pun. Worst and most unfunny pun ever!


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