Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:22 am

    Forum Pirate wrote:You know, its not any different than blasting 1500 hp with the greatsword r2 + the leo ring and its better (as in you can do more about it) than blasting people off ledges with the dsgb. (which is hilarious)

    Why do you not give these people crap?

    This is a place for poetry, not arguing.
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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:25 am

    BeeSeaEss wrote:There once was a knight
    who loved a fair fight
    who fought with all his might
    that brought people fright
    when people invaded there were mages in sight
    but magic ain't right
    there's raging tonight
    he threw the controller higher than a kite.

    Flipping with poise, the mages they came
    they ruined my game
    but sacrificing their fame
    man, magic is lame
    it's all the same


    it takes almost no skill
    to spam magic to get a kill
    It kills the strongest of wills
    just thinking of it makes me ill

    it's mostly the lag
    lag is a stupid f*g
    i will smack it to death with a hand bag
    or drown it with a wet rag

    i guess afterwards
    we'll all indict them
    the poor fools have sinned
    the darkmoons will be their end!

    Haha, I award you one million thousand gagillion imaginary humanity cookies for your epic rhyming.
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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:12 pm

    Gwynevere, Gwynevere,
    Maybe I had a beer,
    Tell me, how does thy bosom grow?
    Does thy heart beat so,
    For all the hours I show,
    My undying attention through bino's?

    Gwynevere, Gwynevere,
    OK, I had a beer,
    Tell me, how does thy bosom grow?
    If not for my pleasure,
    Your two ballooning treasures,
    Then why dost thy display such so?



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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by Animaaal on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:28 pm

    I love my magic oh yes I do,
    have but a taste and you will too.
    They say I'm twisted and morally slanted,
    but in their defeat is a seed I have planted.

    One day they will come and asking a question,
    of which way to go in their quest for direction.
    I tell them the same come one come all,
    "if you do not love the magics it's you who shall fall!" :weap-enchanted:


    a ha, a ha, hahahaha, HAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
    *coughs drinks beer gets hit with tomato.
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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by WandererReece on Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:54 pm

    I was looking for a fight,

    and a sign appeared in my sight.

    I touched it,

    and a mage came out of it.

    We bowed and buffed, and I thought

    "He will be easy. He can't hit me with the magic he brought."

    He fired Homing Soul Mass, and I rolled without fear.

    When I got on my feet I was instantly hit by a Soul Spear.

    With little health left I feared for my life.

    The mage ended it with his knife.


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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by Kyōkai on Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:53 pm

    I am the invincibility frame(s) of my roll
    Great Magic Barrier is my body and Great Magic Shield is my blood
    I have dodged over a thousand spells
    Unknown to Dark Sorceries
    Nor known to Soul Sorceries
    Have withstood pain to dodge many casts
    Yet this MagDef and that MagRedux serve no purpose
    So, as I mash roll--
    UNLIMITED I-FRAME WORKS



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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by Odinbear on Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:18 am

    Gambs_the_Grey wrote:I was a victim, of a magic abuser
    The first thing he did, was cast a persuer
    While i was fleeing he let out a cheer
    and served me my @ss with a crystal soul spear

    That's a deadly combo. Lol. Still trying to learn the counter moves.


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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:36 pm

    The First and Last Magic Lesson

    Fee fi fo fum,
    In Sens captivity,
    I found the scum.

    Locked up tight,
    He sat useless,
    the snakemen did bite.

    I set him free,
    We went our ways,
    He claimed he would repay me.

    At the rest,
    We made an acquaintance,
    He assured me he was the best.

    I made a query,
    He said I be "too dumb"
    I killed him in a furry.

    Fee fi fo fum,
    I am what I am,
    But don't call me dumb.

    *****.

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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by densetsushun on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:00 pm

    I loved the one in haiku form in the first post.


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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:04 pm

    "To the boss I ventured,
    Bandits hungry for plunder,
    One blue streak, I died." ?

    or

    "A fierce battle of steel,
    Interrupted so abruptly,
    Black mass, we are dead. " ?

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    Post by densetsushun on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:06 pm

    Both, but the first one in particular haha


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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:09 pm

    I meditated in the woods for twelve years to write that. The second one only took eight, but I was living solely on banana peels and lemongrass for most of those days.


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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by Animaaal on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:02 pm

    A Caster's Reaction to Threats


    Fear exists when one shall let it.
    You fear nothing?
    Good for you,
    you said it.

    You must swing your sword to strike me down,
    my body is still you naive clown.

    When acting towards your own demise,
    a wizard will share their own surprise.

    Times may change but facts do not,
    we see through you and your amateur plot.

    If you listen carefully you'll undoubtedly hear,
    your cries of agony from having no fear.

    Say what you want but these words stand still,
    magic reigns supreme,
    always has...always will
    .

    Evil Fex


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    We are watching, let the war begin.
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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:10 pm

    Hogwash! Goosefluckery! Bamfadderly! Double dinkin bafferly! Obstenflous bobbledocked flockery! Rapplestinking truffly dungle pieces!

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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by Animaaal on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:25 pm

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Hogwash! Goosefluckery! Bamfadderly! Double dinkin bafferly! Obstenflous bobbledocked flockery! Rapplestinking truffly dungle pieces!

    Your language is offensive. And you kinda sound like:

    lol
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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:26 pm

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

    That is exactly what I wanted to portray.

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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by Animaaal on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:30 pm

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote: lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

    That is exactly what I wanted to portray.

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    Re: Magic Abusers, and other poetry of uncommon eloquence

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:30 pm

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