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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by raecor14 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:31 am

    Emergence wrote:Alright, this thread can go on. BUT the moment it gets creepy or tastelessly explicit I'm closing the gates. My money is on it not getting past the first page, but hoping to be surprised. Let's see some chivalry fellas.
    as it turns out, guys that play dark souls are pretty decent big grin


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:47 am



    the gaping dragon happens to be unattached, i'd suggest industrial strength cooking abilities if your interested.big grin





    also i found this cute ❤


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:05 am

    Well... Males? You sure know that you can count on Kirk for his loyalty, you could be lovers whom collect humanity together to ease Quelaan's suffering.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:06 am

    But now everyone needs a real man... Black Iron Tarkus - so strong! So... ****

    I WANT HIM NOW!


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Gazman0169 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:04 am

    @Sparkly- I'm sorry but the first pic is just plain WRONG! The ol' maw may well be a female, but I can safely say that never in my wildest dreams have I ever envisioned it with a teen girls bod! lol As for the other pic, yeah I could see how this senario could arise if there were a sudden cold snap in Anor Londo, you just know them two are getting it on when no ones watching! big grin


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:17 am

    Mildred.

    She seems like she'd be "fun".
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by lalliman on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:22 am

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Mildred.

    She seems like she'd be "fun".

    They call her man-eater for a reason >:3
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Saxonberserker on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:37 am

    I don't understand the Gwynevere being to much comments, there's no such thing as to much Gwynevere. But Quelaag is my girl.

    Look I've never been to bed with a giant half humanoid spider demon goth, but after one to many esckas flask who can say they haven't woke up with a few.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:28 am

    lalliman wrote:
    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Mildred.

    She seems like she'd be "fun".

    They call her man-eater for a reason >:3

    She better have a big appetite
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:33 am

    See, all you guys are drawn in by the "helpless innocent" type girls because they're cute.
    I'd bet though, that after a week with 'em you'd be pretty bored. Been there, done that, you know?
    A good ole wholesome heifer like Mildred, though, and you've got more on your plate than you're gonna be able to finish anytime soon.
    The only other DKS girl that can compare is Spider Girl, though I'm only interested in one half of her. Her coy little grin before you battle her suggest that she's a bit on the wild side and likes to play rough, which might be fun if she didn't weigh two thousand pounds and is covered in barbs and fur.

    Really, now that I think about it, Mildred is a bit of a dream girl. Consider this, she's never gonna complain about how much money you're bringing home, after all she digs swamps. Add to that her simple taste in clothes, and you can scratch any monetary or social status nagging off the list.
    Next, she's got a good healthy body. Shes thick and strong, which means shes got a good appetite and probably knows her way around a kitchen. She's also more likely to rear up some good healthy children, and not be afraid to discipline 'em with a wooden paddle when they get out of line.
    Finally, if she can't beat you in a fight, she joins you. That right there places her among the top %1 of most desirable woman of all time.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Automancer on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:37 am

    My vote's on Mildred too! She can devour me all day long~ lol


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Gazman0169 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:38 am

    Don't forget she also spews lava, and has a tendancy to let rip big time. But given that you appear to be drawn towards Mildred, despite her man-munching ways, or maybe it's because of her man-munching ways, I've a feeling that none of this will matter that much to you! lol


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:41 am

    Queelag would best serve as a friend. You could talk her into causing some hilarious mayhem with her spider half now and then, but having her be a constant part of your life would just be too much. She's so needy, and since half of her is a hideous fire spewing monster she'd be questioning your authority all the time.
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Automancer on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:52 am

    Gazman0169 wrote:Don't forget she also spews larva, and has a tendancy to let rip big time. But given that you appear to be drawn towards Mildred, despite her man-munching ways, or maybe it's because of her man-munching ways, I've a feeling that none of this will matter that much to you! lol

    What can i say? I love strong women, brah!
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:58 am



    Real life Mildred.
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Automancer on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:03 am

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:

    Real life Mildred.

    Yup, that's a winner! lol!
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Gazman0169 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:15 am

    Not for me I'm afraid, as I make it a point never to date a girl with more testosterone than me! lol


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Rynn on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:30 am

    I think I'd like to take the crystal warrior out to dinner... you know they say diamonds are a girls best friend, and he's not made of diamonds, but he certainly knows how to bling out.

    He's also just on my mind because of this gear setup I'm using
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Gambs_the_Grey on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:34 am

    Do you think Alvina could take human form ?


    She has the sexiest voice when you join with her she is verrrry glaad x
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by GkMrBane on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:51 am

    Bed of Chaos I choose you!!!

    Cause im sure she just needs someone to make her dinner so she doesnt have such skinny stick arms.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by GkMrBane on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:52 am

    ICEFANG wrote:Probably Priscilla, if she was more human sized.

    Are you kidding, I like big ladys keep her like she is.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Carphil on Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:13 am


    Ghadis_God wrote:All the girls are cute, even Mildred.
    Even the Darkmoon Knightess? Cuz the story says she's deformed underneath her armor.



    Its not about her looks, shes more than meets the eye.

    Strong, determined, pretending to be badass all day while hiding her emotions.

    She is much more... well, more


    Also, how do you know that she is deformed? Thats just to scare off sinners silly




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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by lalliman on Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:22 am

    ^ i know it's not all about looks, but the guy i replied to was talking about a mod or so that removed NPC's helmets. So that's what i commented on. And she is pretty badass indeed.
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:02 pm

    Revoltage foreshadowed my answer.

    Beatrice all the way. She's old school witch, not that weirdo dragon school garbage.

    Just like her catalyst (in the art book) she's smoking.

    She's willing to try new things (we had a thread where someone brought up changing hair colors which we confirmed)

    While I'm sure she'd appreciate it, she isn't hung up on getting a ring (she can traverse the abyss without one)

    Speaking of loyalty....she's with you through all the ups (moonlight butterfly tower) and downs (abyss) of your journey

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    Post by Halicarnassis on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:24 pm

    Mine is the woman who narrates the intro when you start a game. Forget what she looks like - don't matter in the dark


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