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    Dark Souls Girls

    Post by EeAyEss on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:55 pm

    If you could befriend and make a lover out of any dark souls female npc, who would it be? That includes bosses.

    Hell, why not the male npcs too? For you women out there.


    Let's try an keep it clean. Be creative, guys.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Emergence on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:58 pm

    Alright, this thread can go on. BUT the moment it gets creepy or tastelessly explicit I'm closing the gates. My money is on it not getting past the first page, but hoping to be surprised. Let's see some chivalry fellas.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by EeAyEss on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:00 pm

    Of course, emergence. No explicitness here. Inuendo, maybe.

    But honestly, if I wanted to start talking about things that shouldn't be mentioned in church, why would I post here?


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by The Letter X on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:04 pm

    I will try to start off the streak of cleanliness.

    Anastacia of Astora, just because I like her meekness.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:14 pm

    The Pharis Fan in the forest, her and I have a common interest or two. Hunting, wearing hats, tights, and standing still. Sexy if you ask me.

    Plus she knows how to string a piece of wood.

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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by StriksBH on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:16 pm

    I always thought Priscilla needed a knight in shining armor. Bring some light to her depressing world. Or at least some company.

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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by User on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:21 pm

    Hm...

    I think I would take Rhea away... or show Dusk a thing or two about the world. Both of them don't seem to go out much, with a lot of people.

    Ash Maiden, perhaps. She seems to be in the same boat as the other two. Hm...

    If only Lautrec was female. lol Darkmoon Knightess is a bit to attached to people, ya know? Lautrec seems to be in the same boat too, although maybe a bit more comfort away from a god might help... meh.

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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Ghadis_God on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:27 pm

    Quelaana, I just love her voice. I guess she's an older woman, but hey, that means she could teach me a thing or two... about pyromancy of course.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Carphil on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:27 pm

    Darkmoon Knightess.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by MockChaos on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:31 pm

    The Firelink Shrine Fire Keeper. She knows not to speak.
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by OmarTheFuzzy on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:39 pm

    poor Stray Demon. doesn't get any love.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by EeAyEss on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:40 pm

    I choose Anastacia.

    Why? Because she is so mysterious. Why does she wish not to speak? Why does she consider her tongue to be "impure?" Why does Lautrec kill her? She seems so depressed.

    sad

    I want to make her world a bit better. More cheerful.

    I always kill Lautrec before he can do anything to her.

    An she doesn't look that bad.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by ICEFANG on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:45 pm

    Probably Priscilla, if she was more human sized.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Carphil on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:47 pm

    what about queelag?


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by deadagain on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:48 pm

    Priscilla because she is half dragon. And I like dragons. Her being invisible would come in handy. She would be easy to sneak into the movies. It would have to be an IMAX theater though. Cause...she's so big.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:01 am

    Being a lover doesn't mean intimacy in sexual manners... Lets see who likely has a good taste in food? Well Smough seems a respectable fellow - he isn't actually as fat as his armor portrays him to be and well... HE IS A FOOD CRITIC AS WELL AS AN EXECUTIONER - HE HAS FEELINGS TOO!

    So... yeah - I would cook good food for Smough and have Quelana as a side chef.

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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by OmarTheFuzzy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:04 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:Lets see who likely has a good taste in food?

    That would be butcher dude, from the Depths.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by EeAyEss on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:04 am

    OmarTheFuzzy wrote:
    TehInfamousAmos wrote:Lets see who likely has a good taste in food?

    That would be butcher dude, from the Depths.

    Actually, the butcher "dude" is a girl.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by Ghadis_God on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:07 am

    The only reference to that is Laurentius stating he was going to be eaten by "her". "Her" is Mildred, the leader of the butchers in the Depths.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by EeAyEss on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:08 am

    Really? I thought the director of the game said that the butchers were, in fact, female.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by User on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:09 am

    The director did say so, yes.
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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by OmarTheFuzzy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:10 am

    EeAyEss wrote:Actually, the butcher "dude" is a girl.

    ah, i stand corrected. (though i guess that brings this back in line with the thread topic, "Dark Souls Girls.") big grin


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by BeeSeaEss on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:11 am

    Cairan, she is so lonely after we kill Artorias, she needs some company. happy

    and shes just really bad*ss :dragon-eye: O :dragon-eye:


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

    Post by OmarTheFuzzy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:13 am

    Cairan is completely bad*ss. but she's Arty's gal.


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    Re: Dark Souls Girls

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