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    PlasticandRage, I'm calling you!

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:51 pm

    All great men have mustaches, aye, but do all great mustaches have men???

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    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:53 pm

    It's not the man that makes the mustache, but the mustache that makes the man.


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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:54 pm

    So these wo-mans are actually men then?
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    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:58 pm

    Well I dunno. I didn't check. But it's difficult to dispute that the world wouldn't be a finer place if we all had one.





    That's kinda how I see it


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    Post by befowler on Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:59 pm

    I was checking out some 19th century baseball photos a few days ago and every single player had a moustache. They looked freakin' awesome, like after the game they were going to build a railroad to go over and chisel more rock out of Mt. Rushmore with their bare hands.


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    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:21 pm

    What makes a man!? Is it the power in his hands!? Is it his quest for....MUSTACHE!?



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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:09 pm

    Excellent videos.

    I didn't think the Terminator or Superman could get any more awesome, but they did.
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    Post by Tolvo on Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:24 pm

    It's not the mustache on the outside that matters, it's the mustache on the inside that does.
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    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:21 am

    Ah. You speak of the mustache of the soul sir. Just be careful. A suppressed mustache is like a symbiotic parasite, vying for control. A ticking time stache so to speak.


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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:03 am

    During the 60's and 70's, military scientiest experimented with different ways to encourage a strong will to kill in the US Marines and Army infantry. They tried drugs, sleep/food deprivation, exposure to intense physchological and emotional trauma, hypnotization, and other less savory techniques. In the end, the most effective method for harnessing a powerful bloodlust, they concluded, was to simply make the men shave their facial hair.

    They still do it to this day.







    (I just made all that up)


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    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:23 am

    Well I can tell you this: I was forced to shave mine for my new job and it's certainly coaxed the killer instinct out in me. Pretty much every time I see myself in the mirror looking like a young boy my urge to kill definitely rises


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    SIR, I NEED A MUSTACHE, SIR!!!!
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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:23 am

    Now does this guy look like he wants to harm anyone?
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    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:24 am

    YOU'RE NOT A WRITER! YOU'RE A KILLER!


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    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:25 am

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Now does this guy look like he wants to harm anyone?

    I'm sure he gives a mean mustache ride


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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:25 am

    Or three.
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    Post by Abiathar82 on Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:41 pm

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:All great men have mustaches, aye, but do all great mustaches have men???


    This probably makes me a terrible person but I have to ask. Am I the only one that would still plow Mila Kunis for like a week straight even with a mustache?


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    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:32 am

    Nope. I actually think it'd be kinda funny to get down with a girl with a big bushy stache.

    Edit: As long as it wasn't a real woman stache. Because I've seen a couple of those and they definitely aren't funny. At all.


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    Post by Abiathar82 on Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:47 am

    Lol aggreed , hairy chicks scare me and clowns. How the F are they funny?


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    Post by PlasticandRage on Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:32 am

    We could always ask Befowler?


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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:42 am

    As long as she keeps it well groomed as in the photo it is alright with me.
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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:28 pm

    Women are getting breast implants, men are getting mustache implants...
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    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:08 pm

    That's it. You people have held me back long enough. I'm getting a mustache implant! and going to clown college!


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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:20 pm

    PlasticandRage wrote:That's it. You people have held me back long enough. I'm getting a mustache implant! and going to clown college!

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