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    You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by Everynevers on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:05 pm

    You're reading the news and there's a title of a story like:

    "2 BP Workers Charged with Manslaughter"

    ... and you read it as "2 Black Phantom workers..."

    I actually did a double take from utter confusion... though it seemed totally plausible that two Black Phantoms could be charged with manslaughter. I'm also running on very few hours of sleep (because of a Souls game).


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by RedderAI on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:22 pm

    When your dreams are dark souls oriented. It's a trip man. I was in some completely made up place in my mind that looked like a cave of sorts. It felt like playing a completely new area. It was neat up until I got the is gigantic creature swinging at my from up above the clouds.

    I woke up quite startled an drenched in sweat. It was awesome.
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    Post by GkMrBane on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:25 pm

    I work in a job where I see tons of names everyday. So I've seen quite a few mildreds and an Orienstien or two.

    So I know how you feel.


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by lalliman on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:51 pm

    When you see someone approaching you and you think "quickly, swap to shield" ._.
    My mind is not very good at differentiating games and real life.

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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by RedderAI on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:59 pm

    When I see a girl in a mid-riff top, I think "perfect for a backstabbing".

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    Post by Infighter on Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:31 pm

    When someone whips out a tissue ( HE IS GONNA CAST WOTG, ROLL!!!)


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by Ghadis_God on Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:44 pm

    DkS never bled over into my life like that, but after a long time of playing CoD online I found myself reaching for my Stinger missile whenever I saw an airplane in the sky.


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    Post by Automancer on Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:45 am

    I found a neighbor growing Green Blossoms. I tried to eat it.
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    Post by Tolvo on Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:47 am

    Halloween Costume idea. Wear armor, and paint yourself dark red. Go around as an invader, pestering noobies until they give you items so you'll leave their world.
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    Post by AnastaciaAstora on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:24 am

    Thank you for that thread, oh god.

    Also, "I wonder what [x character eats]"

    Nailed it.
    I think Solaire would go with fried though let's be honest.



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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:26 am

    I agree, he is definetly a fried egg over hash type of guy, but the big question is, over-easy? Or fried hard?

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    Post by Rarayn on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:27 am

    You know you've played too much Dark Souls when you study the humanities to learn how to acquire humanities. Guess I'll be studying under Doctor Lautrec.
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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by AnastaciaAstora on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:31 am

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:I agree, he is definetly a fried egg over hash type of guy, but the big question is, over-easy? Or fried hard?

    Over easy. It looks like the paint he used for his armour~ Sun
    While we're talking about paint, I found a good makeshift screenprinting tutorial and will be making my sunbro hoodie at the end of this month.


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by RedderAI on Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:44 am

    The skeleton dogs and the skeleton giants have the same type of skull....

    EDIT: wrong thread. Whoops

    What I meant was: whenever some one uses the term neat-o...

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    Post by callipygias on Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:47 pm

    There are a few times Souls has bled into my real life, but when I REALLY knew I was playing too much is when I discovered that the counter stops for an individual character at 999 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds. It's like the game says, "Are you kidding me?" and just gives up on you.


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by WandererReece on Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:04 pm

    You write Sunbro on your resume under previous work experiance.

    You name your kid Tarkus.

    You tell your kids, "If you're good Santa will come." When they ask, "What happens if we were bad?" you reply, "The Darkmoons will come."

    You get mad at someone and yell, "I'll go all Darkwraith on you!"

    You no longer fear Death.


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    Post by Gazman0169 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:49 pm

    You sit beside a lit bonfire in the middle of your living room, and start to get concerned that something may be up with your internet connection because you haven't seen a ghost figure in ages

    You look to joining a pest control company because you feel that you're running low on humanity

    You put on one of your wife's dresses, grab your garden fork in both hands, and do a crazy-arsed dance around the garden

    You raid your wife's jewellry box looking for a ring with a red stone in it, because you've misplaced your oven gloves

    You start throwing sh.. at anyone who p's you off hoping to turn them toxic

    You start fights with fat dudes hoping that they will crap themselves as your finding it hard to produce enough of your own
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    Post by Everynevers on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:40 pm

    I praised the sun the other day... Hey, I live in Seattle, lol.


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by Steel Dragon74 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:18 pm

    To answer the question of how Solair has his eggs
    He obviously has them sunny-side up
    Duh.


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    Post by OmniBot on Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:15 am

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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:01 am

    Steel Dragon74 wrote:To answer the question of how Solair has his eggs
    He obviously has them sunny-side up
    Duh.

    It's so obvious! Why didn't I think of this.

    Solaire at Dennys:

    Solaire: I have a proposition for you, if you have a moment.

    waitress: What would you like order, sir?

    Solaire: I'll have two eggs, sunny side up. Yes, you find that strange? Well, you should, hahaha. Don't worry, I get that look all the time.

    waitress: ...is that all?

    Solaire: Eggs are a wondrous choice for breakfast, like a magnificent father. If only I could be so grossly full of protein.

    waitress: ....


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    Re: You know you've played too much Souls when...

    Post by RedderAI on Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:19 am

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:
    Steel Dragon74 wrote:To answer the question of how Solair has his eggs
    He obviously has them sunny-side up
    Duh.

    It's so obvious! Why didn't I think of this.

    Solaire at Dennys:

    Solaire: I have a proposition for you, if you have a moment.

    waitress: What would you like order, sir?

    Solaire: I'll have two eggs, sunny side up. Yes, you find that strange? Well, you should, hahaha. Don't worry, I get that look all the time.

    waitress: ...is that all?

    Solaire: Eggs are a wondrous choice for breakfast, like a magnificent father. If only I could be so grossly full of protein.

    waitress: ....

    Your brain meats are wonderful, my good sir.

    You know you've played too much when you try to recreate the move sets with actual weapons irl. It's a bit difficult with some of the weapons; you gotta swing dem Katanas FAST.
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    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:57 am

    Nobody has ever complimented my "brain meats" before. Thank you.

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    Post by Odinbear on Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:37 am

    You start doing defensive blocking postures with your fake sword when talking to your wife.

    You wanna pop some humanities to gain a lil more life to stay awake just a little longer to play more Dark Souls.


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