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    What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by Kirk-Barb on Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:59 am

    I'm in the catacombs working on a new build. I decide to go human to invite help with Pinwheel and get invaded. I go out and wait for the DW. She shows and bows. I bow. She waves. I wave. She prays. I pray. She sends me a message. "Where is your hat?" I'm not wearing head gear cause I can't fast roll right now with anything on my head. I reply," My dog ate it." She then walks forward bare handed and drops a pile of hats. Anything not a helm. Hoods, hats, and beanies. She returns to her spot. I then pick up the hats, put one on and walk towards her, do a little spin and return to my spot. She points down. I try another. Same model walk. She points down. I go through all the hats and she points up on three. Ferris archer hat, witches hat, and Big Hat's hat.

    I then model the three finalists, much slower this time with some zig zagging and additional spins. She gives me the praise the sun...victory stance.. on Big Hat's hat. I return all of the other hats back to her, bow my thanks, and then with a wave she BCCs out.

    So to all of you who select your gear for function and ignore style, the fashion police are out there watching.
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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by GkMrBane on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:06 pm

    Thats cool man. whish that would happen to me .cheers


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by WandererReece on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:07 pm

    Oh No! It's the fasion police. I better change my clothes. I wonder if it's a user made covenent?


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:19 pm

    Wow made to impromptu model in the Catacombs. silly That's rich! king

    It could be a user-made out there though, I think that's certainly a possibility.

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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:15 pm

    Well that was an interesting read.


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    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:40 pm

    Dude, that's one of the greatest DkS stories I've ever heard


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by AnastaciaAstora on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:50 pm

    And I'll bet you look just fabulous now 8)
    Seriously, things like this just make the game for me.

    I really want to believe there's a fashion fix covenant. I wonder what they'd do faced with Gwynevere? Ain't nothin got enough fabric for that giant *** woman.


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by vatar5 on Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:02 pm

    Praise the Sun


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by VinheimProfessor on Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:43 pm

    That's a pretty funny story, actually. And you got a free hat out of it. Winning!


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by Bcc17 on Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:03 pm

    Kirk-Barb wrote:and then with a wave she BCCs out.

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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:09 pm

    Beautiful story, and it happened in the dank catacombs of all places.


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by RedderAI on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:14 pm

    I'm tempted to make a Fashion Police covenant. No idea how it would work but it would be pretty funny. Lol
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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by Kirk-Barb on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:20 pm

    If it is a covenent, it's probably an offshoot of Star Harmonia. Instead of spreading light they spread style and good taste. happy
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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by Rarayn on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:37 pm

    Imagine what would have happened if you had been wearing a Family Mask. You'd probably be subjected to mass invasions until you replaced it with something else. Fashion Souls is serious business.
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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by Kirk-Barb on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:44 pm

    Or if she had found fault with my coat, boots, or gloves. I could have been trapped modeling long into the evening.... :affraid:
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    Post by Rynoa on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:47 pm

    LOL that's a great story!!!
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    Post by Everynevers on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:47 pm

    That's awesome... but I think she still should have stuck around to help you.


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    Post by Kirk-Barb on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:53 pm

    But she did help me. When I killed Pinwheel, I did it with style. 8)
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    Post by Everynevers on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:06 pm

    LOL... very true.


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    Re: What! No Hat?!?!

    Post by callipygias on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:31 pm

    Kirk-Barb wrote:I'm in the catacombs working on a new build. I decide to go human to invite help with Pinwheel and get invaded. I go out and wait for the DW. She shows and bows. I bow. She waves. I wave. She prays. I pray. She sends me a message. "Where is your hat?" I'm not wearing head gear cause I can't fast roll right now with anything on my head. I reply," My dog ate it." She then walks forward bare handed and drops a pile of hats. Anything not a helm. Hoods, hats, and beanies. She returns to her spot. I then pick up the hats, put one on and walk towards her, do a little spin and return to my spot. She points down. I try another. Same model walk. She points down. I go through all the hats and she points up on three. Ferris archer hat, witches hat, and Big Hat's hat.

    I then model the three finalists, much slower this time with some zig zagging and additional spins. She gives me the praise the sun...victory stance.. on Big Hat's hat. I return all of the other hats back to her, bow my thanks, and then with a wave she BCCs out.

    So to all of you who select your gear for function and ignore style, the fashion police are out there watching.
    That may be the best story I've heard since your first post on the forum (if I remember right). That's fantastic the way you two were all simpatico for your straaaange interlude.


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    Post by Odinbear on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:36 pm

    Nice story. Dark wraiths are a funny bunch.


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    Post by BLA1NE on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:53 pm

    Yes, gotta love Darkwraiths.

    Nice story, barb. Stories like these are just more reasons why Dark Souls is the best game ever!


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