What! No Hat?!?!

I'm in the catacombs working on a new build. I decide to go human to invite help with Pinwheel and get invaded. I go out and wait for the DW. She shows and bows. I bow. She waves. I wave. She prays. I pray. She sends me a message. "Where is your hat?" I'm not wearing head gear cause I can't fast roll right now with anything on my head. I reply," My dog ate it." She then walks forward bare handed and drops a pile of hats. Anything not a helm. Hoods, hats, and beanies. She returns to her spot. I then pick up the hats, put one on and walk towards her, do a little spin and return to my spot. She points down. I try another. Same model walk. She points down. I go through all the hats and she points up on three. Ferris archer hat, witches hat, and Big Hat's hat.

I then model the three finalists, much slower this time with some zig zagging and additional spins. She gives me the praise the sun...victory stance.. on Big Hat's hat. I return all of the other hats back to her, bow my thanks, and then with a wave she BCCs out.

So to all of you who select your gear for function and ignore style, the fashion police are out there watching.

Thats cool man. whish that would happen to me .

Oh No! It's the fasion police. I better change my clothes. I wonder if it's a user made covenent?

Wow made to impromptu model in the Catacombs. That's rich!

It could be a user-made out there though, I think that's certainly a possibility.

Well that was an interesting read.

Dude, that's one of the greatest DkS stories I've ever heard

And I'll bet you look just fabulous now 8)
Seriously, things like this just make the game for me.

I really want to believe there's a fashion fix covenant. I wonder what they'd do faced with Gwynevere? Ain't nothin got enough fabric for that giant *** woman.

That's a pretty funny story, actually. And you got a free hat out of it. Winning!

Kirk-Barb wrote:and then with a wave she BCCs out.

Beautiful story, and it happened in the dank catacombs of all places.

I'm tempted to make a Fashion Police covenant. No idea how it would work but it would be pretty funny. Lol

If it is a covenent, it's probably an offshoot of Star Harmonia. Instead of spreading light they spread style and good taste.

Imagine what would have happened if you had been wearing a Family Mask. You'd probably be subjected to mass invasions until you replaced it with something else. Fashion Souls is serious business.

Or if she had found fault with my coat, boots, or gloves. I could have been trapped modeling long into the evening.... :affraid:

LOL that's a great story!!!

That's awesome... but I think she still should have stuck around to help you.

But she did help me. When I killed Pinwheel, I did it with style. 8)

LOL... very true.

Kirk-Barb wrote:I'm in the catacombs working on a new build. I decide to go human to invite help with Pinwheel and get invaded. I go out and wait for the DW. She shows and bows. I bow. She waves. I wave. She prays. I pray. She sends me a message. "Where is your hat?" I'm not wearing head gear cause I can't fast roll right now with anything on my head. I reply," My dog ate it." She then walks forward bare handed and drops a pile of hats. Anything not a helm. Hoods, hats, and beanies. She returns to her spot. I then pick up the hats, put one on and walk towards her, do a little spin and return to my spot. She points down. I try another. Same model walk. She points down. I go through all the hats and she points up on three. Ferris archer hat, witches hat, and Big Hat's hat.

I then model the three finalists, much slower this time with some zig zagging and additional spins. She gives me the praise the sun...victory stance.. on Big Hat's hat. I return all of the other hats back to her, bow my thanks, and then with a wave she BCCs out.

So to all of you who select your gear for function and ignore style, the fashion police are out there watching.

That may be the best story I've heard since your first post on the forum (if I remember right). That's fantastic the way you two were all simpatico for your straaaange interlude.

Nice story. Dark wraiths are a funny bunch.

Yes, gotta love Darkwraiths.

Nice story, barb. Stories like these are just more reasons why Dark Souls is the best game ever!