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    Evil Plans?

    Post by Rudmed on Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:04 pm

    http://mrpuzuzu.tripod.com/plan.html

    We all know we have an inner Chester so..let us hear your evil plans to do....WHATEVER YOU PLEASE!

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end



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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by Digitalyzed on Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:39 am

    Your objective is simple: World DominationYour motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
    Stage One:
    To
    begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Military General. This will
    cause the
    world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this
    Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they
    come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of
    Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
    synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Activate your Doomsday Device, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This
    will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
    herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
    god.
    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by evil_Vasile on Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:32 pm

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)


    Stage One:
    To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the
    world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they
    come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of
    Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
    synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Covertly Move your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This
    will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
    herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
    god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


    ...I can't help but feel that this plan is stupid...
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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by Rudmed on Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:34 pm

    It'll work they always do.


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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by DoughGuy on Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:17 pm

    Your objective is simple: World DominationYour motive is a little bit more complex: Money
    Stage One:
    To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the
    world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they
    come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of
    Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
    synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This
    will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
    herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
    god.
    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
    For this to work ... I just need the dough


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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by Rudmed on Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:45 pm

    ........Dough that was a really bad pun.


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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by DoughGuy on Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:52 pm

    I think you mean to say "Dough that was very punny"
    silly


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    Re: Evil Plans?

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:04 pm

    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end

    @Dough lol



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