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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:50 pm

    You know what woulda been great instead of that Plastic? Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis in a no holds barred cage match.

    Scratch that.....have you ever noticed how similar they look? Maybe they should have formed a tag team!



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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:02 pm

    america is sortof like a mushroom when compared to other countries... it sprouted up overnight and after a mere 200 years or so of rapid growth it looks like its going to go under within the next 100 years, then eventually it'll sprout up again after everyones forgotten how big a mess it made last time and so on... anyone up for designing a moonrocket/base and or a dimensional portal to lordran?


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:05 pm

    Well Lincoln certainly would have had a reach advantage, and I've heard his signature, the Gettysburg Piledriver, was just wicked.


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by BackstabFisherman on Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:21 pm

    The problem with a Democracy is that fools can be convinced to vote for their own demise. Anyone else notice how politicians and the media speak to the American people like they are collectively a bunch of morons? I see a people that are perfectly content with being shepherded around like a bunch of mindless drones. Its like people have few ideas of their own and just parrot stuff they've been told by someone on TV. This is why I no longer have any faith in America. But, you know America had a pretty good run, over 200 years. Rome didn't last forever either.
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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:23 pm

    So since wrestling is certainly not scripted: the clearly spontaneous, not at all prearranged story would be that they started off as rivals. Hot Tamale comes into the USA wrasslin' Federation like a tornado. Rising up the ranks he challenges The Dynamo to a title shot. The Dynamo uses his superior reach to land blow after blow on Hot Tamale. The match looks to be short lived, Hot Tamale clearly being overmatched. The ref steps in to make sure Hot Tamale is able to continue the match. Pretending to grab the ref for assistance in getting to his feet, Hot Tamale slams him into the turnbuckle, causing a surprisingly short term fit of unconsciousness. The Dynamo, always being a classy gentleman of the ring, checks on the ref's welfare.

    WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN......in comes Alexander "The Rabid Raccoon" Stephens (that one I had to look up). The Dynamo, suspecting nothing, is assaulted by Hot Tamale and the Rabid Raccoon, culminating in several shots with a steel chair. The Rabid Raccoon slips out of the ring as the ref comes to, just in time to do a three count on a helpless Dynamo.

    The Dynamo goes on a soul searching mission (i.e. Beating up the undercard guys for a month or so) and earns his shot at the title. After overcoming classic shenanigans like the "hey ref, over there" and the "I didn't do nothin'" from the duo of Hot Tamale and The Rabid Raccoon, The Dynamo lands a hard clothesline on Hot Tamale. Hot Tamale and The Dynamo are both lying motionless. The Rabid Raccoon jumps on on the ring apron but The Dynamo's trust sidekicks Hannibal "The non-Cannibal" Hamlin and Andrew "Slightly above average" Johnson drag him down and prevent him from becoming involved. One Gettysburg Piledriver later and The Dynamo is back for a second term.

    Somehow they end up as tag partners.

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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by Rudmed on Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:54 pm



    Even though I'm probaly a minority here....I just have to say...Abe Lincoln 2016


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:19 pm

    Firstly, Abe obviously one.
    Secondly, I for one, welcome our Abe Lincoln zombie president


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by RANT on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:30 pm



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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:46 pm

    RantFromRant wrote:i think this is the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72YG2DhWHmE

    Dude. That video is amazing. I want to play it.
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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by dancash1808 on Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:48 pm

    So... this is the politics thread now?


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by RANT on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:57 pm

    PlasticandRage wrote:
    RantFromRant wrote:i think this is the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72YG2DhWHmE

    Dude. That video is amazing. I want to play it.

    I know!!! I want that to be the next dlc for Mortal Kombat!!


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:00 pm

    It kinda made me want to buy Mortal Kombat. I almost did anyway, but I don't really have anyone not online to play video games with anymore and fighting games are only fun by yourself for so long.


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by RANT on Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:03 pm

    the last one was acutally REALLY good, i loved it, i like fighting games but lately theyre all been kinda meh, escept for anything that arc system works puts out, all their stuff is amazing. make sure you watch the rest of the political kombat series btw theyre hilarious.


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:07 pm

    there's more? I'm there.

    Watched the rest of those. Too funny.


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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:23 am

    I'm moving to Iceland.

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    Re: Obama in for the win!

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    Re: Obama in for the win!

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:07 am

    Nice. Its good to see Obama has a diverse group of supporters.....


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