Just don't get on. I'm just hopeless in this fight. He comes at me like a mole on a motorbike and I've no chance. It's going to be a long hard slog I can see that. The verse below just about sums up what happens (apologies, I've already posted this in the Off Topic section but I think it's worth repeating).
On First Meeting Artorias.
Here I stand with sword in hand
The fog door in my sights,
I step on through, say how d'you do
Then out go all the lights!
On First Meeting Artorias.
Here I stand with sword in hand
The fog door in my sights,
I step on through, say how d'you do
Then out go all the lights!