A few more posts about Cleveland and perhaps BTM can add a reference to the title of the thread as well. This may become the most useful thread ever created. Ever.
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You know that you have gone hollow when....(now, "I am not worthy" thread)(now "moving to Cleveland" thread)
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My bags are packed, ticket is bought. Cleveland shall welcome its newest brothers, its newest losers!
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Well, I've arrived at my new home, Cleveland.
My first impression as I step off the bus is the crisp, rotten air that reaks of stale garbage and beer-urine. I take a moment to just fill my lungs and let the foul stench become one with me from the inside out, after all, this is all I am worthy of. Clean air is for geniuses, and people with a good sense of humour.
Next I decide to perambulate amongst the local dregs, and instantly I feel as though I am amongst fellow ne'er do wells, just the kind of folk who know they are worthless and thus have migrated to this great capitol of loserdom.
I'm going to check out the local sewer system this afternoon, I hear it is actually quite warm this time of year...
My first impression as I step off the bus is the crisp, rotten air that reaks of stale garbage and beer-urine. I take a moment to just fill my lungs and let the foul stench become one with me from the inside out, after all, this is all I am worthy of. Clean air is for geniuses, and people with a good sense of humour.
Next I decide to perambulate amongst the local dregs, and instantly I feel as though I am amongst fellow ne'er do wells, just the kind of folk who know they are worthless and thus have migrated to this great capitol of loserdom.
I'm going to check out the local sewer system this afternoon, I hear it is actually quite warm this time of year...
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I'm glad you found the place where you truly belong.
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Wasn't Cleveland the place that the lepers were looking to create a settlement on in the remake of the Fog? :roll:
If not, going by your eloquent description maybe it should of been!
If not, going by your eloquent description maybe it should of been!
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Cleveland Fun Fact:
The cuyahoga river, downtown, has caught on fire several times-first in 1936, and a huge fire occurred in 1952. Both thanks to disgusting pollution-TIME magazine quoted the river "oozes rather than flows."
The cuyahoga river, downtown, has caught on fire several times-first in 1936, and a huge fire occurred in 1952. Both thanks to disgusting pollution-TIME magazine quoted the river "oozes rather than flows."
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And rumours that the Cleveland Browns got their name after swimming in the Cuyahoga are completely false.
Edited to hide the fact that I can't spell to save my life, jeez how'd I miss that one! :roll:
Edited to hide the fact that I can't spell to save my life, jeez how'd I miss that one! :roll:
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You know you've gone hollow when... you swim in the cleaveland river.
Ha. Naaaaiiilllled it!
Ha. Naaaaiiilllled it!
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I'd say that's a good wrap up to possibly the best-worst most off topic thread there ever was.