Dark Souls: Prepare to Pie Edition!

Had to start from scratch.. Spent about 12 hours making my way to Anor Londo
Died to Balder Knights, Channelers, Bleedouts, Falling, Zombies, Ornstein & Smough,
Toxic, Barbarians, Ornstein & Smough, Rafters, BB Invaders, Going AFK, Iron Golem
Giant Sentinels, Silver Knight, Little White Gargoyle thingies, Ornstein & Smough, Skeletons,
Pinwheel, Smough, The camera instantly pivoting and my *** runs off the edge, Ornstein, Ornstein,
Ornstein [This guy won't *** die!]

I clearly chose a bollocks weapon to upgrade, cause I'm lucky to do 100 Damage 2 handing the bloody thing!
I've had my *** kicked so bad.. I don't want to live anymore.

The BB Glitch made **** WAY, WAY easier. I think you'll realise just how soft and fluffy we've had it. If you play a fresh character.
I need a way to get souls and lots..
And I'm begging for help...

Plus side though.. It's been alot of fun, tedious.. At time's but it's nice that things don't instantly die.

Did I mention that Ornstein & Smough just won't die!?

lol first time i ever solod them was about 2 days ago on NG+

Tip for killing O&S: Stab them, stab them a lot.

But now I'm distracted by your Avatar!

Steal All the HUMANITY!! Bwahhah

Get a bow and poke them, mainly do your best to kite.

solaire seams to do a good job in that fight, i had summon along with but him and smoogh had very interesting time lol. So quickly it was just me and solaire. He gave me just enuf breathing room with the two of them to take down smoogh, same with super O it seamed like just when i needed him to get the hell off me, solaire would get his atention. Even when controlled by stupid AI subros rock!