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    The Guy and the Woman

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    Post by Lord of Ash Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:02 pm

    Guy walks up to Woman in office, and says her hair smells nice.

    The woman goes to her lawyer says she wants to sue for sexual harrasment.And tells the lawyer the guy said her hair smells nice.

    Lawyer says whats wrong with a harmless compliment like that.

    Woman says the guy was a midget
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    Post by Lord of Ash Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:09 pm

    Two old ladies out joggin when a streaker runs by, one has a stroke the other misses

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    Post by Lord of Ash Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:17 pm

    Really these arent splitting your sides Ok why did the chicken cross the road
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    Post by Lord of Ash Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:18 pm

    To get away from kernal sanders
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    Post by skarekrow13 Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:28 pm

    Jokes eh? I dare you to read these two threads....

    Thread of Lame Jokes

    Dark Souls Pick up lines
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    Post by Silver Knight Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:24 pm

    One day this black kid puts his head in a bag of flour and says "Hey mum look, I'm white." His mum smacks him in the head and tells him to stop being silly. His brother hears this and smacks him in the head too. his dad then hears this and smacks him in his head too, then asked him "What did you learn from all this?"



    The kid replies "I've only been white one minute and I already hate you black c****!"
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    Post by cloudyeki Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:39 pm

    Incredibly poor taste go!
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:24 pm

    LordofAsh wrote:Really these arent splitting your sides Ok why did the chicken cross the road

    Oh my god...

    I finally realise what this was about.

    This wasn't a joke. It was life. It entailed every single thing, condensed into two, unfunny sentences. A simple answer to the most complex topic we could imagine.

    My god, my view of everything has been completely destroyed.

    Oh god.
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    Post by Silver Knight Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:48 pm

    The Guy and the Woman Hey-lo10

    Let the bad taste continue
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    Post by Lord of Ash Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:37 pm

    HAAHAAHAAA oh man funnly like my bunny
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    Post by cloudyeki Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:45 pm

    These are Heilarious. A 'lolacaust' if you will. I nearly fell out of Mein Kampfy chair. Anne Frankley I enjoy them far too much.
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    Post by Silver Knight Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:27 am

    Don't really know how I came across this so don't ask, but when I saw it I knew that it HAD to go with my last post.

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