It is there that he uses his stolen powers to create the most fearsome, elite and tryhardiest batch of super humans to do his bidding.. The infamous housewives.
With their diabolical masks of power and armor passed down from generation to generation of housewives and their mystical bottomless boxes, they set their gaze upon the world, seeking to claim it as their own.
With ire in their black hearts, vigor in their acrobatic cartwheels and claymores in hand they set upon the burg, overpowering any in their path with sheer numbers, powerful miracles and their mastery of the sacred art of lagstabs.
-must have a set of giants armor and a mask of the mother.
-must be able to lagstab an opponent and then consecutively chainstab them 3 times in a row. i don't care if they die in the first hit, keep backstabbing them. WHISKERS DEMANDS THIS.
-divine blessings harvested from weakling tears will be provided, but you should have your own.
-a mastery of emote spamming is preferred, but we have courses on this.
-an understanding of the common different languages in dark souls, just enough so that you can send them trash talk.
what we offer you
-snacks and beverages, delivered personally by me on my moms vespa. otherwise express air mail if necessary.
-a collection of the interwebs finest dark souls personalities and players to team up with and eliminate the weaklings.
-hand drawn signatures of the highest quality for the forum, done by me.
-everyone in giants armor and a moms mask. they just don't know it yet.
so join us. come on? you don't have a choice buddy, now.. i'm telling you to join us.
for the almighty whiskers.