Gazman0169 wrote:NOooooooooo! Don't give up now, not when you're so close to DkS immortality! :evil:
You can do this, just stick and move. Do it for us old guys!
LOL...thanks for the encouragement. Okay, so maybe my old dude reflexes aren't so rusty after all. Since I could tell that my giving up might shatter all of you irreparably, I decided to have another go. Spent 2.5 hours of trying all kinds of combos, weapons, etc. I did try using Solaire once. Had to spend a humanity to go human, and when I brought him in, it looked like it was going well. He drew lots of aggro, and gave me time to finish O with some pyro. Then he got flattened by the fat man's hammer, and I was alone again. Ended up getting nailed by that move where he pushes his hammer like a bulldozer, then swipes. DEAD.
Cue the ungainly sight of a grown man weeping into his hands. Thought about giving up again, but by this point I was more pissed than anything. I needed to skewer those two more than I needed food, shelter, or love.
Anyway, onto the famous final scene... Wiping the sweat from my controller, I went in alone again, without Solaire. I managed to get them going in circles, and watched Ornstein closely, so I could dodge when he made that lunge attack. Four Great Fireballs finished him, and then I drew Smough into the middle of the room.
For a minute or so, I didn't even bother trying to counter...I just waited for his attacks, and got my bearings as I focused on evasion. The single hammer strikes were pretty easy...I just dodged laterally (so I'd be close enough for a follow up pyro attack). The only time I really got nervous was when I did his bulldozer thing, since I'd been burned by it so many times. I just backpedaled then dodged sideways as soon as he swiped.
One by one, those fiery orbs of vengeance struck home. In my head, I could smell the fat man's blubber sizzling. Slowly, he fell to the surging anger I had unleashed. When he took that final swipe and missed, with his health whittled down to nothing, I could taste the victory before I even had it in hand. Watching that last fireball arc through the air, time seemed to freeze, and explode again in the moment that he threw back his head and fell again, becoming nothing but mist. In my elation, I shouted out a huge FUUUUUUUUUUUUU at the TV screen. (okay, re-reading that paragraph, I feel like a total geek).
Kind of a long way to go yet, and I still may fall flat on my face. But at least, for today, those goons didn't get the best of me! Thanks again for the encouragement.
A side note: I discovered that a +10 light crossbow can do 180+ damage
against Smough, much more than it does again Ornstein. I'd say about 15
well placed bolts into that doughball of a belly would take him. But
it has to be 1 shot at a time then evasion, right after dodging a hammer blow, or
there's no time to get out of the reload animation.