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    F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by robokorean on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:21 pm

    So I decide to finally head into the Great Hollow, foolishly thinking after taking on the Iron Golem and entering Anor Londo at long last that nothing could possibly harm me. In Dark Souls that is a foolish belief, I know. But I was confident in a way I had not been ever since I began my journey into Lordran. Carrying roughly 45,000+ souls I headed into the tree root at the base of Blighttown and descended, slowly but surely, to the base of the tree root. I killed the Curse Frogs, went down the the lower level. Creepy-looking (but in a way kinda cute) Mushroom Folk where walking around. The biggest one approached me, and just as I was about to roll out of the way of his attack, he clips me with his tiny arm - KILLING ME INSTANTLY! One-shotted! By a mushroom! Needless to say, those 45K were lost forever as I died again trying to get them back (Not by the Mushrooms again - I simply fell off one of the branches...)

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by RANT on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:23 pm

    lol sorry but that is hilarious, i think everyone here's been killed at least once by them. i gotta say theyre pretty awesome.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:25 pm

    Two giant mushrooms:
    Billy: Hey cuusin hows you doin?!
    Joe:Doin goood! You seen dem childrens runnin around?
    Billy: sure have!
    Joe: ey Cuusin! We got a yankee comin!
    Undead: Well this doesnt seem so dangerous...
    Billy: huh huh, hey there! *Pow!*
    Joe: good one Billy, that yankee done been flattened!

    From an awesome thread that I didn't feel like using quotes.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by WandererReece on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:29 pm

    Mushrooms...

    The origional tanks.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:30 pm

    I like them a lot. They're as peaceful as they are deadly. silly

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by robokorean on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:31 pm

    Truthfully I had no idea they existed but I guess thats the great thing about Dark Souls - just when you think you've seen it all a goddamn mushroom kills you...


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by callipygias on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:36 pm

    robokorean wrote:just when you think you've seen it all a goddamn mushroom kills you...
    The real Dark Souls motto.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Spurgun on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:37 pm

    We all experience this a least once

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Zechk on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:44 pm

    Awe c'mon, they're fun guys to be around.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by robokorean on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:44 pm

    Even the Tree People in Darkroot didnt surprise me as much as the Shrooms. And thanks Calipygias, though I dont think its quite as catchy as 'Prepare To Die'...


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by n0rain on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:57 pm

    cloudyeki wrote:Two giant mushrooms:
    Billy: Hey cuusin hows you doin?!
    Joe:Doin goood! You seen dem childrens runnin around?
    Billy: sure have!
    Joe: ey Cuusin! We got a yankee comin!
    Undead: Well this doesnt seem so dangerous...
    Billy: huh huh, hey there! *Pow!*
    Joe: good one Billy, that yankee done been flattened!

    From an awesome thread that I didn't feel like using quotes.

    Squeal piggy Squeal!

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by callipygias on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:00 pm

    Yeah. Thanks for bringing back the nightmares.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:02 pm

    Spoiler:
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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Seignar on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:12 pm

    "Oh hey, big mushroom person. Just like the little younglings, cute and harmless. I wonder what they do...oh, hey that one is walking towards me! Doesn't seem too aggressive and little arms. So it's going to punch me? What harm can they-

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:18 pm

    I don't know, they seem fairly fine to me.

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:19 pm

    wait till you see the gravelord blk phantom versions in the forest. they can one shot just about anything...


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:20 pm

    Tolvo wrote:
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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by bmurn on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:20 pm

    Zechk wrote:Awe c'mon, they're fun guys to be around.

    *Rimshot*

    Mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

    Bartender tells him "get out, we don't serve your kind here."

    Mushroom responds, why not I'm a fun guy (fungi).

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by barrywilkins on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:29 pm

    those mushroom guys are teh total awesomesauce. they one shot gankers and dont afraid of anything. nothing like leading 3 gankers to the two in darkroot, and casting poison mist so they can't see the mushrooms come out swinging.
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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Seignar on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:30 pm

    wait till you see the gravelord blk phantom versions in the forest. they can one shot just about anything...
    Black Phantom versions...
    Double HP, Double Damage...
    Least they can't run...

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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by robokorean on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:32 pm

    By forest I assume you mean Darkroot? Or is there another forest I havent seen yet? Either way they sound grim...


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by FruitPunchNinja on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:12 pm

    Something kind of similar happened to me on my first playthrough. I had just got to ash lake, and i was fighting the hydra. I had killed the clams and thought i was safe to fight without interruption. When it was down to like 3 heads all of a sudden a mushroom man comes out of nowhere and just oneshots. It was honestly so funny i couldn't even get angry, i just started laughing my *** off.

    I still don't know how/why it came out from the tree to attack me, i had been fighting the hydra for almost 5min.
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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by SlakeMoth on Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:00 pm

    I like my mushrooms fried in butter with a little chopped garlic and served on lightly buttered toast.
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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by Rifter7 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:07 pm

    i like backstabbing the little ones. i feel like a monster chasing them all when the two big ones are dead.


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    Re: F****** Mushroom People!!!

    Post by callipygias on Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:13 pm

    I think we've found our first PvE griefer^.


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