Today while working on my moonbro knight I ran across three invaders, all hilarious in their own right. It was such a good show I had to share.
Curley- This guy was particularly funny because of his gearset and attitude. He was one of those pinwheel masked hornet phishers that everyone hates so much. While on my way to the kiln the dark spirit decided to invade me and back up to the black knight to gank me with the AI. Silly fella, don't you know... I DC. The following message is vulgar and if you'd rather not read it then don't open the spoiler.
Larry- He was just too late to the party. Still I get a message. I am going through the kiln again (farming tits and white chuncks. I finish up the halberd knight at the end when another Dark Spirit(different guy and not in this order) invaddes. He started at the other end however. As I prepare myself for the battle I think to myself,"LOL, n0rain, you are right next to the boss and ready for NG+." The spirit dashes all the way up to me and I backstep/unlock and walk through the door. His message wasn't as bad but still humourous.
Moe- Moe is funny since he broke my invader CoC and was punished for it. I usually play a 3 strike rule with others though. When I am a DM, I never heal. That being said I give other players 2 chances and if they heal a third time it is considered a waste of my time and therefore the gloves hit the floor and I bring hell with that gesture. I was invaded by a Spirit of Vengeance on my way to Gwyn and made it all the way to the BK set drop. As he invaded I met him half way. He bowed like a gentleman and I prostrated. Partly because I was in awe of the Darkmoon's and I have to pay my respects, but also because I didn't have the proper bow. I like to do things propa when I can. He rushed me in tarkus gear with a lightning Zwei and I parried him. I missed my second parry and the fella almost stunlocked me. I fast roll out of the way and he lights me up with tempest. He then pops a humanity. I chug one estus and it doesn't even give me full hp. He tries to bait 3 more tempests and stunlock me. I avoided all of them thankfully. In the midst of them though I backstabbed his attempt. He back steps and pops another humanity. I parry him one last time and he heals again via hummanity. I said to myself,"we aren't getting anywhere." He goes in for a backstep attack and I BS him. As he gets up I chain him once. "OMG he is still alive", I exclaimed! The 3rd bs for the second chain finished him off and I prostrated. He wrote me a message also.
While his statement at face value is true, I would like to remind you that I did beat him 3 times if not for his BB-manity. Or roar-manity. I messaged this one back and said he was right, but he still lost with three humanities popped.
End Funny stuff.
Curley- This guy was particularly funny because of his gearset and attitude. He was one of those pinwheel masked hornet phishers that everyone hates so much. While on my way to the kiln the dark spirit decided to invade me and back up to the black knight to gank me with the AI. Silly fella, don't you know... I DC. The following message is vulgar and if you'd rather not read it then don't open the spoiler.
- Spoiler:
- Curley exclaimed,"You **** ***** tryhard. go *** your mom you bk **** faced *** brain."
Larry- He was just too late to the party. Still I get a message. I am going through the kiln again (farming tits and white chuncks. I finish up the halberd knight at the end when another Dark Spirit(different guy and not in this order) invaddes. He started at the other end however. As I prepare myself for the battle I think to myself,"LOL, n0rain, you are right next to the boss and ready for NG+." The spirit dashes all the way up to me and I backstep/unlock and walk through the door. His message wasn't as bad but still humourous.
- Spoiler:
- Larry said,"wussy, are you afraid or something." Followed by a "boss doors should lock when you are invaded."
Moe- Moe is funny since he broke my invader CoC and was punished for it. I usually play a 3 strike rule with others though. When I am a DM, I never heal. That being said I give other players 2 chances and if they heal a third time it is considered a waste of my time and therefore the gloves hit the floor and I bring hell with that gesture. I was invaded by a Spirit of Vengeance on my way to Gwyn and made it all the way to the BK set drop. As he invaded I met him half way. He bowed like a gentleman and I prostrated. Partly because I was in awe of the Darkmoon's and I have to pay my respects, but also because I didn't have the proper bow. I like to do things propa when I can. He rushed me in tarkus gear with a lightning Zwei and I parried him. I missed my second parry and the fella almost stunlocked me. I fast roll out of the way and he lights me up with tempest. He then pops a humanity. I chug one estus and it doesn't even give me full hp. He tries to bait 3 more tempests and stunlock me. I avoided all of them thankfully. In the midst of them though I backstabbed his attempt. He back steps and pops another humanity. I parry him one last time and he heals again via hummanity. I said to myself,"we aren't getting anywhere." He goes in for a backstep attack and I BS him. As he gets up I chain him once. "OMG he is still alive", I exclaimed! The 3rd bs for the second chain finished him off and I prostrated. He wrote me a message also.
- Spoiler:
- Moe said,"you noob, you can't beat me less you chainstab!"
While his statement at face value is true, I would like to remind you that I did beat him 3 times if not for his BB-manity. Or roar-manity. I messaged this one back and said he was right, but he still lost with three humanities popped.
End Funny stuff.