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    Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:59 am

    Mine was just now.... Killed but the broken sword hollows in the Burg despite this being my dozenth play through!....

    AW THE SHAME!


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:06 am

    The time I chased a high level DM into the Btown rock throwers, while poisoned, without the Iron Ring, with only leather armor on, as he buffed a DMB Washing Pole. Literally I thought I was going to win that fight, and to this day I don't know why I thought I would win. But yeah, fastest and most embarrassing death I've ever head.
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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Solaire_of_Astora on Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:35 am

    Ran from the first demon ruins bonfire through Blighttown, to New Londo, then I did a cool roll into the elevator. But, the elevator was up top so I fell and died. ALL THE WAY back to the Demon Ruins.

    All without the Lordvessel btw.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Garl_Vinland on Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:16 am

    I was trying to give gifts to people while invading. Someone shot a moonlight greatsword blast at me while I was doing the joy jump.
    I felt very unloved.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by fujiphoenix on Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:26 am

    Came out of the burg bonfire to collect my soul stain with about 700,000 souls and 30 humanities, and ran right off the wooden bridge. My tv had a near death experience.
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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by raecor14 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:38 am

    this one is not mine but someone i invaded. it was in the painted world and like most times i invade, i prepare for gankers on the bridge of death. but this was no ordinary ganker this was the meta ganker, as i rised i saw him behind me, i instantly lost, but in the honor of the lifehunters that i was appart of at the time i decided to try my best. when the I-frames ended i prepared for the velkas rapier back stab that can take half your heath if not more. when i could finally move i saw him lunge, 2 seconds to late, in this time i was able to WOG him off the cliff. to this day i still cant see how he failed.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Doelker on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:52 am

    I died in LI to BoC... I respawned at the BF in the Lava Pool. Became human, second later got invaded, wanted to give a warm wellcome to the intruder... Steped out of the BF and got fried in seconds...
    I forgot to put my OC ring back on...
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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Gazman0169 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:10 am

    Probably when I was OHK back-stabbed by the Sorcerer NPC in the Garden the other day, having completely forgotten all about him, and having spent the previous ten to fifteen minutes rolling around like a good'un to avoid the combined attacks of a DM and a DW, who then ended up collectively rubbing salt in the wound by both doing the soddin look skyward emote! :oops:


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by befowler on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:15 am

    Oh, so many to choose from. Here are a couple:

    1) For whatever reason, trying to jump over an incoming fireball and instead getting my legs melted off.

    2) During a fight with a DW, backing into a backstab from a painting guardian mob.

    3) Somehow getting trapped in a corner by the second boar in the archives hallway, who was facing the other direction and slowly back kicked me to death.

    On the plus side, I have managed to dish out some as well. Recent favorite was in Anor Londo, when I, another phantom, and a host got invaded. DW retreats into the cathedral, which we clear. I'm trying a mage build, so for no good reason I use chameleon and start slowly creeping up on him (in plain sight) as a pot. Funny as hell. The DW -- who seemed like an honorable fellow so I sort of feel bad about this -- starts firing untargeted soul spears at me, while my host and fellow summon start running in circles around me for giggles. It occurs to me that the DW can't target lock me, and can't see me very well through the other two guys, so as soon as I get target lock on him I fire off a CSS. It goes right through the host and t-bones the DW dead center before he can even react, for a OHKO. I laughed for like 5 minutes afterwards, I couldn't help myself.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Spurgun on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:19 am

    All of the times i've rolled of the edge in the forest,

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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by callipygias on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:43 am

    In between Kings co-op fights I ran to have Rickert repair my gear. An orange sign had appeared at the top of his steps that said 'be wary of backstepping.' Not 1 minute later, 100% through the power of suggestion, down I went.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Ghadis_God on Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:53 pm

    I agree with Spurgun, as a hunter I've walked off the edge a few times. I've also forced a good few other people off of the edge though, just by acting a bit aggressive and strafing the right way.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by BLA1NE on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:31 pm

    In Firelink, running toward the aqueduct to jump and get the Ring of Sacrifice; mess up, don't jump, run right off the cliff.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Anonymous Proxy on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:33 pm

    I was in the Forest, and I did the Well What is it and I took damage somehow and died. Most embarrassing taunt ever.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by IV_Mark_VI on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:01 pm

    This morning. A guy that had ganked me twice, but wasn't very skilled, was finally alone. SO I charge. He was just using magic, and never pulled out a weapon, just shield and catalyst.

    In my charge... he throws a Chaos Fireball at his feet, pulls out oa Moonlight Great sword, and stunlocks me. GG.

    That's when I left to go to work.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Razielthemanslayer on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:10 pm

    In the contraption that lifts the elevator for new londo.

    orange sign : Try dodging

    Me: DERP! *Presses O button*

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*Splat*

    YOU ARE DEAD!


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by RedderAI on Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:42 pm

    1) the first twenty deaths from trying to kill the stray demon on the first encounter. That almost turned me off to Dark Souls lol.

    2) Back stepping off the staircase in New Londo near Rickert of Vinheim. Last bonfire I was at was Quelaags Domain. Had to run all the way to Sens Fortress from there. >_>

    3) Jumping to the BoC branch then get smacked as soon as my feet left the floor. I was doing so good to, no deaths, dodge and blocked all attacks safely. It was no sweat till that one smack. Ugh.

    4) it was on my very first trk through the game and I encountered Gwyndolin in his magical never ending hallway. I managed to get him toone more hit to kill and he homing arrows my *** for a one hit kill. When I went tO get my gigantic amount of souls and humanity I realize that the souls were pretty much MILES away in a dark souls sense. I then man up and say THIS IS LORDRAN!!! And spartan my way to Gwyndolin then get one shotted again. I didn't play again for a week.

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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Massiren on Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:28 pm

    So, I get invaded in the Undead Burg, right outside the bonfire. Panic and roll...right off the bridge.

    Rinse and repeat at least 3/4 times.

    Well, at least the people invading me got pretty easy humanity?

    Also the baulder knights in the Undead Parish quite often parried and riposted before I got an idea of their movements. That was pretty embarrassing.
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    Post by Wilkinson3424 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:29 pm

    Got cursed by baskalisks even though i had 99 humanity and Anti-Curse armor on.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by callipygias on Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:45 pm

    ^Lol^How???^ Did you stand in their cloud taunting them or something?

    Massiren wrote:So, I get invaded in the Undead Burg, right outside the bonfire. Panic and roll...right off the bridge.
    Been there.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Garl_Vinland on Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:33 pm

    Massiren wrote:So, I get invaded in the Undead Burg, right outside the bonfire. Panic and roll...right off the bridge.

    Welcome to the forums!

    That "scenario" plagued me at least twice on day one.


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by sergeantstrawbery on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:03 pm

    I've died to the hollows with torches in the lower undead burgh and asylum about 10 or more times, and i've played enough to have beaten the game 15 times haha


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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by Shakie666 on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:38 pm

    Pinwheel. Nuff said.

    Admittedly, I was on NG+7, so his fireballs were doing around 500 damage each, but still... :x
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    Post by Rudmed on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:00 pm

    Hey Tarus demon I heard you like plunging attacks, while I got one for you!

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    Re: Most Embarassing Deaths......

    Post by StarScarJenova on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:08 pm

    I was champion 7+ wins and the host was waiting for a red sign to pop so I started fooling around trying to jump onto the rock wall bordering the burg pit and during one of my jumps I flew right off the edge. You can't imagine how stupid its feels to be killing in pvp and have a moment of sheer stupidity be your downfall. I'm my own worst enemy! sad


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