You know you play Dark Souls too much...

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    You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by meridam99 on Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:18 pm

    When you drop the soap in the shower, and then wonder how long it will take for you to get summoned.


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Carphil on Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:21 pm

    Oh I remember some good old posts from the other forums, but I won't copy without permission.



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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:29 pm

    when you eat a leaf and expect not to need your morning coffee.


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by meridam99 on Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:32 pm

    When you wonder why you can't run while carrying a refrigerator on your back.


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Dj-B-Man-Jr on Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:38 pm

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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by JY4answer on Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:25 am

    When you hear footsteps and think the host is right behind you.

    When you shower you somehow hear the sound you make when you spawn as a phantom.

    When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by nsane32 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:55 pm

    when you alone and you think a darkwraith has invaded so you burn the house down


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by meridam99 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:00 pm

    nsane32 wrote:when you alone and you think a darkwraith has invaded so you burn the house down

    rofl


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Spurgun on Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:13 pm

    when you light a fire in your house so that you would re spawn when you die

    when you go to the church and expect to be able to throw lighting bolts when you leave
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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Herbo on Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:27 pm

    When you typically drink a swig of scotch every time you die on a Friday night play session intending to pass out by 9pm...and it's 1am and you aren't even buzzed.

    This means you are either getting better or your tolerance to alcohol is now dwarven.


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:14 pm

    JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.

    but... bonfire is a word..


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by meridam99 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:26 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:
    JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.

    but... bonfire is a word..

    had me scratching my head too!


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by nsane32 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:35 pm

    hellooo wrote:when you light a fire in your house so that you would re spawn when you die

    when you go to the church and expect to be able to throw lighting bolts when you leave

    lol love you signature awesome picture


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by JY4answer on Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:59 pm

    meridam99 wrote:
    Serious_Much wrote:
    JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.

    but... bonfire is a word..

    had me scratching my head too!

    Would you honestly ever use that word if not for Dark Souls?
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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:07 pm

    JY4answer wrote:
    meridam99 wrote:
    Serious_Much wrote:
    JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.

    but... bonfire is a word..

    had me scratching my head too!

    Would you honestly ever use that word if not for Dark Souls?

    Yeah i would, though part of british tradition that everyone knows/uses the word

    ....Im guessing americans don't have a bonfire night on the 4th of November though?



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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Carphil on Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:19 pm

    Wow topic got hijacked already lol


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by JY4answer on Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:14 am

    Serious_Much wrote:
    JY4answer wrote:
    meridam99 wrote:
    Serious_Much wrote:
    JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.

    but... bonfire is a word..

    had me scratching my head too!

    Would you honestly ever use that word if not for Dark Souls?

    Yeah i would, though part of british tradition that everyone knows/uses the word

    ....Im guessing americans don't have a bonfire night on the 4th of November though?


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Carphil on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:03 am

    When its "Carnaval" here on Brazil, and I go crazy kicking everyone' *** thinking they are Pinwheels!


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by User on Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:59 pm

    ...When you try to parry a fist with your pen.
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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by JY4answer on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:23 am

    Or the other way round.
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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Carphil on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:35 pm

    Danm got ninja'd


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by PastaOfDoom on Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:04 pm

    When you rub some moss you found on a cut, then flip out not from the fact that you just infected your cut, but from the fact that it wasn't red moss and now you're screwed.
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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by WandererReece on Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:04 pm

    Someone tells you to go to church, but you refuse and say, "The Way of White is pointless."


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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by Kyōkai on Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:13 pm

    Carphil wrote:When you put a ring and try to do a ninja flip, then wake up in a hospital

    When you put on a ring and think your eyesight has improved, when really it hasn't.

    When you put on a ring thinking it will make you transparent.

    When you put on a ring thinking people do not die when they are killed.

    When you put on a ring thinking it will make you stronger.

    When you put on a ring thinking you'll be perfectly fine after diving into Mariana's Trench.

    When you put on a ring thinking you'll get rich quick when really you paid 50 grand for the said ring.

    When you put on a ring thinking it will make you the perfect insulator.

    When you put on a ring and run in a swimming pool with the water going above your waste, and still think you can run 100 m in 10 seconds.

    When you put on a ring and try to sneak up behind someone, thinking you are producing no sound whatsoever.

    When you put on a ring and walk on lava, only to yourself realize that having the high ground is always better, unless you're Darth Maul.

    When you put on a ring thinking your blood will clot easier, thus making you worry about having heart attacks and cardiac arrest.

    When you put on a ring thinking you can easily run a marathon.

    When you put on a ring and then have yourself get bit by a Black Mamba, only to find yourself dead shortly afterwards.




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    Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:53 pm

    When you spend twenty minutes explaining to your friend who is playing Wii Sports about how incredible Dark Souls is even though you know he doesn't give a damn, but you're just happy to be blabbing away about Dark Souls.





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