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    *Facepalm* Why didn't I know this!

    Post by Seignar on Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:50 pm

    There those awkward moments where you realize something that you should have realized a long time ago.

    My cases:

    - Catacombs and New Londo ARE NOT the first levels of the game
    - Humanity is a full heal
    - Female Undead Merchant sold curatives (and pretty much anything in preparation for Capra, Depths and Bligthtown)
    - You were not meant to fight Seath in the Archives...and win.
    - Curse is instant-kill (Those frogs...)

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    Post by XuitusTheGreat on Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:18 pm

    -you can block
    -you can parry
    -zweihander was not meant as a starter weapon (went all the way to gargoyles with it lol)
    -the below bell wasnt in new londo
    -there was a mid and fast roll ( went to the end of the game first time on fat roll BLACK IRON HOOOOO)
    -being cursed by stuff let u hit ghosts
    -kindling gave u more flasks
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    Post by Knight Alundil on Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:53 pm

    -Drake sword two handed R2 for the first time

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!??!

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    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:07 pm

    Seignar wrote:There those awkward moments where you realize something that you should have realized a long time ago.

    My cases:

    - Catacombs and New Londo ARE NOT the first levels of the game
    - Humanity is a full heal
    - Female Undead Merchant sold curatives (and pretty much anything in preparation for Capra, Depths and Bligthtown)
    - You were not meant to fight Seath in the Archives...and win.
    - Curse is instant-kill (Those frogs...)

    I think any new players experiences every last one of these haha


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    Post by Seignar on Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:14 pm

    Which is shameful I never knew them. Seriously, I got stuck for 2 dyas in New Londo and Catacbombs. I should have known that for at least 2 hours...but I had to progress to the Tomb of Giants for 2 days, only to meet...the orange fog. That toon met swift deletion...

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    Post by TrueSnake on Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:28 pm

    "Oh... so I probably shouldn't mess around with the blacksmith by hitting him..." - My first play through haha.


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    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:09 am

    Going into the forest while human thinking I can find a summon at the gate. No es bueno first time around.


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    Post by DamageCK on Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:11 am

    "You wanna co-op the Frampt bossfight, bro?"


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    Post by Raikan007 on Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:19 am

    upgrading all of my weapons/armour to magic silly it was the first upgrade path I found and thought the last.. needless to say I de ascended a few...

    not knowing about stability on shields
    ascending sword to get the GSoA - normal and be like WTF
    using lightning buff for Taurus Demon happy died about 8 times the first playthrough...
    many others as well.. some mentioned already!
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    Post by DamageCK on Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:57 am

    "This conspicuously placed note has advised me to 'Try Jumping' off of this cliff. Okay, yeah. I'll try that. After all, this is a friendly game..."


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    Post by XuitusTheGreat on Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:03 am

    "hidden wall" +5 seems legit -10 minutes later- LIARS!


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    Post by dianaduh on Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:54 pm

    "yay lautrec is gonna give me a reward!"
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    Post by Bcc17 on Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:29 pm

    dianaduh wrote:"yay lautrec is gonna give me a reward!"

    Savor that sunlight medal, and I count his armor as the reward lol!

    First playthrough, I texted my friend whenever I died, told him I was at Taurus, he responded, "Plunging attack off the ****ing tower!"

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    Post by IV_Mark_VI on Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:40 pm

    First couple of playthroughs, I assumed Levelling was more important than gear. Trying to beat queelag with base weapons took a long, long time. Shortbow +1 FTW! And about 150+arrows and a good hour of playtime.


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    Post by necrotik on Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:03 pm

    Hmmm...Resistance seems like a good stat to invest in

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    Post by Doelker on Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:30 pm

    Feeding a slab to frampt ...


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    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:52 pm

    Doelker wrote:Feeding a slab to frampt ...

    Very first slab from asylum was feed to that S.O.B. I lucked out and got one from the wraiths though.


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    Post by AzureCrow on Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:32 pm

    Dodge if something actually jumps, the number of times I got insta killed by those damn harpies in Painted World... also trying to block the frogs with heavy armor on wasn't my brightest moment in NG :roll:
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    Post by CaptanSpudsy on Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:36 pm

    "Hmmm, this chest seems perfectly harmless..."


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    Post by KiDisaster on Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:59 pm

    Using a firekeeper soul like any other item and wondering why my Estus Flasks weren't reinforced....
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    Post by new deal on Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:30 pm

    necrotik wrote:Hmmm...Resistance seems like a good stat to invest in

    lol! i did this to.
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    Post by xSomax on Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:30 pm

    a lot of these happened to me too. heres 2 i thought were funny

    -see ghosts in NLR a little after starting first char. attack once, goes through, Nope my way the hell outta there.

    -hear snoring in FL shrine(before frampt actually appeared)Half hour later, sit at bonfire, thoroughly confused.

    oh, and heres one my cousin laughed at

    -walked into capra demon fog gate, thinking it was mid-point. Jump-attack to the brain-pan


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    Post by new deal on Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:33 pm

    "strange guy standing around after ringing the first bell... must be an enemy..ATTACK!!!"
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    Post by Phantasmio on Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:45 pm

    "I finally made it to Anor Londo! Man, that Gargoyle was tough, but lets move on! Wow, that tower is awfully far away, but this message says to Try Jumping. I don't see any other way to get over there and I'm sure I can survive the landing, so lets do this!!! OH GOD, I AM NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO THE TOWER, IT WAS A LIE!!!"
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