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    Badass little girl

    Post by Knight Alundil on Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:57 am

    Ok so she's hardly a badass but this made me laugh hard in a Tesco (Walmart).

    You know those horizontal, flat escalator things that take you through stores or whatever? Basically there was a father with a little girl who couldn't have been more than say 5. About half way along the giant, mechanical treadmill she decides to (While im standing right behind them) to vomit a very large, yellowy goop onto the escalator in front of me.

    Everyone behind me, and myself, instantly muttered "Oh my god"

    Now the part that made me laugh was when the girl and her father got off at the other end the girl point blank refused to go shopping until she had stood there long enough to see if her vomit would come "back around again".

    Good stuff.

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    Re: Badass little girl

    Post by Dragon Slayer Ornstein on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:39 am

    Knight Alundil wrote:Ok so she's hardly a badass but this made me laugh hard in a Tesco (Walmart).

    You know those horizontal, flat escalator things that take you through stores or whatever? Basically there was a father with a little girl who couldn't have been more than say 5. About half way along the giant, mechanical treadmill she decides to (While im standing right behind them) to vomit a very large, yellowy goop onto the escalator in front of me.

    Everyone behind me, and myself, instantly muttered "Oh my god"

    Now the part that made me laugh was when the girl and her father got off at the other end the girl point blank refused to go shopping until she had stood there long enough to see if her vomit would come "back around again".

    Good stuff.


    Gross... lol oh and Tesco? I'm from the UK too big grin


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    Re: Badass little girl

    Post by Knight Alundil on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:07 pm

    Yar im up in glasgow man. It was rly nasty it pure sunk into the grill and stayed there in front of me while i slowly moved forward lol

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    Re: Badass little girl

    Post by Bcc17 on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:51 pm

    That's pretty damn funny.


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