Mildreds army of 1

We are the army of 1.
We are the shield between the host and the armies of darkness.
We are a wall of Spartan warriors on which the hoard of enemies crumble and die.
We never run, we never retreat, we stand and fight.
we are gods of war and we feast on the flesh of the fallen.
We are the army of 1.



No you can't join.

Brilliant. Sign me up.

The thread title elicited feelings of lonliness. Then I read the OP.

I like this LOL
And for an army of 1...you made it sound HUGE!!!

Me: What is this
Mildred: The no Mildreds or anyone else club
Me: How are you a member, isn't it "no Mildreds?"
Mildred: It says "no Mildreds," we're allowed to have one

Sounds like my birthday party
lol jk, this is funny

Thanks for the fun comments.

Ahhotep, thanks, we may be 1 but our power is huge.

Scare, Matt Groening would like to speak to you about copyright infringement.... That's from the no homers club right.

And you may thinks it's funny now, wait till I declare war on all other covs lol

I'm going to go ahead and confer my blessings on this. May your butcher knife butcher many men. And may your sack never be...itchy.

Yes! The blessing of the gods. What more could a girl want?.... Well apart from cookies and chocolate.

My plans are progressing well..... Just a few things to put in place before I go to war.

This covenant is fantastic.

I'm somewhat in disbelief xD

Seth Winternight wrote:I'm somewhat in disbelief xD

Most people can't believe that such awesome power and skill could be contained in 1 body, so you're not alone.

The army of 1 is at war with the insane, there will be blood tonight!

War with one person?

Seems fair.

I'll get the rubbish cannons ready for battle.

Nah it's not fair, I have you outnumbered 1 to 20.

I demand a recount!

You obviously have more than just 20.

I like all this funny smack talk +1 good sir.

*sneaks around and backstabs cop while he is collecting his +1*

:shock:

Wow your chest is almost as OP as my sack!

MILDRED!!! i challenge you to a duel of honor, glory, and bacon-y goodness! VS

Name the time im ready at sl 55 in the depths giant rat room, can give you some souls if you need to lvl up.

if you wanna give me some delicous souls, then thanks im running from undead asylum (went to get the doll lolz)