1000 ways to die... in dark souls

Ok no idea if anyone has done something like this...
Try to be creative!

1. At least 5 times in your first 15 mins of dark souls.

2. Going into BT with no moss.

3. The Forest.

4. Trying to kill the bridge drake without the use of a bow.

5. Not running away when you see a dragonoid with a bow in hes left hand.

playing Dark Souls for the very first time is 1000 ways to die

"Oh those undead with the torches are dumb, they can't kill me" *3 all do the same frenzy attack and kill you in 2 seconds*

Trying to do a plunge attack on the Taurus Demon on the bridge, missing and landing at his feet.

8. Wondering why the strange purple mist coming out of the frog looking creature has activated a bar that is not your poison meter.

I don't run against dragon backstabbers. I don't care if I die, but they need to be taught some humility.

Double tapping circle to back of menu with blacksmith in new Londo ruins and back jumping off the stairs

Sudden jerk camera movements causing you to walk off a cliff. It's not the enemies that kill me....it's the falls.

Not paying attention to your curse resistance and going into the depths...

X-government-agent wrote:Double tapping circle to back of menu with blacksmith in new Londo ruins and back jumping off the stairs

Done several times, especially at Snuggly ;P

Rudmed wrote:Sudden jerk camera movements causing you to walk off a
cliff. It's not the enemies that kill me....it's the falls.

when walking under some sort of canopy, the camera goes mental, the
walkway in Anor Londo taking you to the beams... happened a few times...

Trying to roll off the waterwheel going up in Blighttown. I did it successfully every time and then failed it five times in a row, oh the rage.

Going into painted world underleveled as a pyro still using my piece of crap shield. Running into the basement area and getting ganked by bonewheel skeletions from..every...angle..possible

Falling off the walkways in Anor Londo

57 times in a row against S&O on NG+ solo with no shield

Getting invaded and Hornet Ring BS'ed while AFK

Learning how to parry against those really weak hollows with the broken swords, then they do a flurry and kill you instantly.

Bled by Priscilla

Stomped on by the Giant Golem

Grabbed by the Giant Golem

Whacked by Seathe's Tail

Hornet Ring

Not having 1500 life and getting hit a parry or backstab when they have this ring. GG no RE.

Pissing off Iron Tarkus....he doesn't take jokes well.

Isn't he a phantom? How can you piss him off? o.O

JoeBroski09 wrote:Isn't he a phantom? How can you piss him off? o.O

I made a joke about how often giant swords often compensate for something. I just remember a red flash of light, and then it just said, "You died."