The reason we can't have nice things.

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    The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:26 pm

    I'm like, *** all of europe.
    [9:14:03 AM] Eli Hakes: Europe must enjoy that, tolvo
    [9:14:04 AM] Ahhotep1: yep..german, spanish and apache. A mutt (smirk)
    [9:14:08 AM] Tolvo: Right now somewhere is just like a poster.
    [9:14:14 AM] Tolvo: Of me with a french woman and I have this evil grin.
    [9:14:16 AM] TehInfamousAmos: you're *** all of europe?
    [9:14:16 AM] Eli Hakes: Ahho... That's pretty hot
    [9:14:26 AM] Tolvo: She's looking away, and I'm pointing at her butt while I have a bow tie.
    [9:14:34 AM] Tolvo: And the title is just, "Tolvo *** eyrope."
    [9:14:44 AM] Tolvo: ANd I have a globe in hand, with England crossed off.
    [9:14:45 AM] Ahhotep1: [9:15 AM] TehInfamousAmos:

    <<< you're *** all of europe?ALL OF EUROPE!!!!
    [9:14:46 AM] Eli Hakes: Bow ties make everything better
    [9:15:18 AM] TehInfamousAmos: Oh god - Max is *** me :|
    [9:15:28 AM] Tolvo: No, see there is no sex with women.
    [9:15:32 AM] Tolvo: I just go to flags.
    [9:15:38 AM] Tolvo: And pot holes in the streets.
    [9:15:38 AM] Eli Hakes: xD
    [9:15:40 AM] Tolvo: And *** them.
    [9:15:42 AM] TehInfamousAmos: haha
    [9:15:53 AM] Eli Hakes: I should have seen that coming
    [9:15:55 AM] Tolvo: The queen of England just turns around.
    [9:15:56 AM] Eli Hakes: xD
    [9:16:05 AM] Tolvo: ANd notices her flag has something popping out under it.
    [9:16:10 AM] Tolvo: She walks up and inspects it.
    [9:16:13 AM] Tolvo: Then I thrust, and blind her.
    [9:16:17 AM] Tolvo: KILLING HER.
    [9:16:36 AM | Edited 9:16:38 AM] TehInfamousAmos: (rofl)
    [9:16:42 AM] Ahhotep1: All of England hunts him down
    [9:16:43 AM] Tolvo: Then the rest of the film is me fleeing thrugh europe, *** the land.
    [9:16:56 AM] Tolvo: "How did she die inspector?"
    [9:17:10 AM] Ahhotep1: He becomes the next Guy Fox
    [9:17:10 AM] Tolvo: "I...I don't know how to explain this, but it looks like she was skull *** througha flag, to death."
    [9:17:48 AM] Eli Hakes: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/361869
    [9:18:12 AM] Tolvo: "Get off my lawn...And in my eye socket."
    [9:19:10 AM] Eli Hakes: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/364613-one-is-not-amused
    [9:19:11 AM] Ahhotep1: she is not happy...see what you did Tolvo
    [9:19:42 AM] Ahhotep1: massive reconstruction AND reanimation....again
    [9:20:17 AM] Tolvo: I can imagine.
    [9:20:19 AM] Ahhotep1: (rofl)
    [9:20:23 AM] Tolvo: Somewhere a woman has a heart attack.
    [9:20:24 AM] Tolvo: And dies.
    [9:20:27 AM] Eli Hakes: lol
    [9:20:31 AM] Tolvo: Theyscream, "Oh my god, is there a doctor-"
    [9:20:35 AM] Tolvo: And I just put my finger to their lips.
    [9:20:42 AM] Tolvo: "Ssshhhh mam, let me handle this."
    [9:20:52 AM] Tolvo: ANd I just unzip my pants, and proceed to violate the corpse.
    [9:20:56 AM] Tolvo: She just stands there, in horror.
    [9:21:09 AM] Tolvo: As she grabs me by the shoulder, yelling "ARE YOU EVEN A DOCTOR!"
    [9:21:18 AM] Tolvo: I half turn slapping her across the face, pulling out for a moment.
    [9:21:26 AM] Tolvo: "Please, I'm a *** professional, give me some space!"
    [9:21:48 AM] Tolvo: After about, ten minutes, or seconds, give or take.
    [9:21:48 AM] Eli Hakes: these are going on off-topic
    [9:21:55 AM] Eli Hakes: I can see the thread name now
    [9:21:58 AM] Tolvo: It ends, and she cries over the body.
    [9:22:09 AM] Tolvo: Saying, "Was there ever any hope of saving her?"
    [9:22:15 AM] Eli Hakes: "Tolvo *** his way across europe"
    [9:22:24 AM] Ahhotep1: necophilia kinda leaves me cold |-(
    [9:22:28 AM] Tolvo: I stand up, pants around my ankle and turn away towards the sunset, rock hard slowly walking away.
    [9:22:50 AM] Tolvo: "No, there never was any hope."
    [9:22:55 AM] Tolvo: She looks at me, then at the body.
    [9:23:09 AM] Tolvo: "You realize you now just left semen inside of a dead woman, as evidence?"
    [9:23:32 AM] Tolvo: I suddenly turn pale, and scream, running away so fast I rip apart my tighty whities wrapped around my ankles.
    [9:23:40 AM] Tolvo: Before diving into the English channel.
    [9:23:51 AM] Tolvo: A fugitive, blamed for the death of some random woman.
    [9:23:59 AM] Tolvo: Pursued, for the death of the queen.
    [9:24:04 AM] Tolvo: My only safe asylum, France.
    [9:24:09 AM] Tolvo: Because who would go to france willingly!
    [9:24:15 AM] Tolvo: Coming soon.
    [9:24:18 AM] Tolvo: Tolvo *** Europe.

    Lack of sleep, folks. That's why.


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:39 pm

    Okay - that is a random conversation.


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:36 pm

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:Okay - that is a random conversation.

    Yes, indeed. lol

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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:37 pm

    This might be why I'm not on Skype a lot.






    I don't find it offensive. I would most likely get addicted to that like the forums

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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by dancash1808 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:43 pm

    dear god. someone actually posted up a part of the skype logs :O fortunately they picked a very inoffensive part silly (well compared to the rest)


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by Rin on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:13 pm

    as im bout 1/2 european, dont know if i should laugh or murder you all :suspect:


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by dancash1808 on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:17 pm

    you should get in on the skype chat rin winking for some reason i think it would suit you winking


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by Rin on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:26 pm

    *** that ****, im too mainstream for this 'skype'.... also my pc is dead :roll:


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:20 am

    [10:18:52 PM] Adam "The DoughGuy": DAMN IT SHKAR!
    [10:18:58 PM] Shkar: DAMN IT ELI!
    [10:19:05 PM] Eli Hakes: DAMN IT WYRM
    [10:19:21 PM] Wyrm: damn it dough
    [10:19:29 PM] Adam "The DoughGuy": DAMN IT ELI!
    [10:19:36 PM] Eli Hakes: DAMN IT SHKAR
    [10:19:37 PM] Shkar: DAMN IT DOUG!
    [10:19:42 PM] Adam "The DoughGuy": DAMN IT WYRM!


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:31 am

    That had nothing on our national banter session..... boy I waste England and America with that Jeremy Kyle burn!lol!


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by joeclone on Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:52 am

    Rin wrote:*** that ****, im too mainstream for this 'skype'.... also my pc is dead :roll:


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    Re: The reason we can't have nice things.

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:25 am

    ViralEnsign_ wrote:That had nothing on our national banter session..... boy I waste England and America with that Jeremy Kyle burn!lol!
    I think we may have broken quite a few laws with that argument lol. Definitely nsfw.


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